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Putin Fighting Off Monster Cold With Bare Hands
Russian President Vladimir Putin has a cold, aides have confirmed. The biggest, toughest, best looking, most charismatic cold ever
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“From Now On You’ll Do As I Say” Abbott Tells Putin, In Hard-Hitting Imaginary Conversation
Getting right up close in his face and whispering “things are going to be on my terms now, sunshine”, Tony
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Birthday Boy Putin ‘Humbled’ By Intricately Stage-Managed Spontaneous Outpourings Of Emotion
A visibly surprised Vladimir Putin said he had “no idea” the Russian people were planning such an elaborate compulsory pageant
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Russian Eurovision Entrant Annexes Best Parts Of Ukraine’s Song
Saying it was the best outcome for everyone, Russia’s Eurovision act today took the chorus and large swathes of the
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Obama Takes Time Out From Flying Drones To Tell Putin Not To Invade Ukraine
Asking a colleague to cover his shift, US President Barack Obama briefly took a break from flying unmanned drones in
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Putin And Abbott Bond Over Bare-Chested Tiger Wrestling
Any animosity between Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Russian President Vladimir Putin at yesterday’s APEC meetings was put to
Edward Snowden Just Relieved To Finally Be In A Country That Respects Freedom
After more than a month on the run from the oppressive forces of the US Government, whistleblower Edward Snowden says
Putin Divorces Wife, Marries Himself
Just a week after announcing his divorce from wife Lyudmila, Russian President Vladimir Putin has married himself in a glamorous
Vladimir Putin eats a Rottweiler in a show of manliness
Any doubts about Vladimir Putin’s suitability for Russia’s top job were quelled this morning when the former KGB operative turned