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Prince Philip To Retire From Whatever It Is He Does
Prince Philip will no longer do all those things, Buckingham Palace has confirmed
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Landlord Arrives To Do Inspection
Australians were madly rushing to clear up empty beer bottles and stray bongs this morning after the landlord announced a last-minute
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Worst Fears Confirmed: Princess Kate Has Contracted Commoner
The Duchess of Cambridge has contracted Commoner after briefly touching some guy two days ago
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Family Reliant On Government Hand-outs To Have Second Child
SPECIAL REPORT: In a decision that many are labelling irresponsible, a Kensington couple who only a year ago had their
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Prince George’s First Steps Better Than Your Baby’s First Steps
Prince George’s first steps were superior in every way to your firstborn’s lame attempt at unaided movement, it has been
kate and william still here
English Couple Still Here
That young English couple with the small child haven’t gone home yet, it has emerged
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Wills & Kate Surprised To Learn Age Of Entitlement Over In Australia
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrived in Australia today, only to be handed a pair of gloves, a scrubbing
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Queening To Be Outsourced To India
All functions of the British Monarchy will be run from a small factory in Mumbai, after local efforts failed to
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Kate And Wills Run George Through Property Portfolio
Prince William and wife Kate used their first afternoon as parents to take their newborn through all the stuff it
royal baby satire
Media Tricked Into Thinking Kate Middleton Is Interesting
After more than two weeks camped outside London’s St Mary’s hospital, journalists are starting to fear the worst: what if
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Bear Grylls Survives An Entire Afternoon With Kate Middleton
British adventurer and TV star Bear Grylls had to use his most advanced survival skills yesterday when he was forced
Queen Makes Hoax Phone Call To Australian Radio Station, Posing As A Bogan
Queen Elizabeth II has thwarted the usually tight screening procedures of Australian radio station 2Day FM, managing to take part
Women’s magazines ‘unprepared’ for Royal Twins, experts say
With speculation mounting that Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, may be carrying twins, there are growing fears that trashy women’s
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Prince Harry scandal deepens: “I may have gone to a Celine Dion concert as well”
When photos emerged this morning of Prince Harry playing a game of strip billiards in Las Vegas, the Royal Family

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