May 4, 2017

Prince Philip To Retire From Whatever It Is He Does

Prince Philip will no longer do all those things, Buckingham Palace has confirmed

November 10, 2015

Landlord Arrives To Do Inspection

Australians were madly rushing to clear up empty beer bottles and stray bongs this morning after the landlord announced a last-minute

December 11, 2014

Worst Fears Confirmed: Princess Kate Has Contracted Commoner

The Duchess of Cambridge has contracted Commoner after briefly touching some guy two days ago

September 8, 2014

Family Reliant On Government Hand-outs To Have Second Child

SPECIAL REPORT: In a decision that many are labelling irresponsible, a Kensington couple who only a year ago had their

July 22, 2014

Prince George’s First Steps Better Than Your Baby’s First Steps

Prince George’s first steps were superior in every way to your firstborn’s lame attempt at unaided movement, it has been

April 23, 2014

English Couple Still Here

That young English couple with the small child haven’t gone home yet, it has emerged

April 16, 2014

Wills & Kate Surprised To Learn Age Of Entitlement Over In Australia

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrived in Australia today, only to be handed a pair of gloves, a scrubbing

January 28, 2014

Queening To Be Outsourced To India

All functions of the British Monarchy will be run from a small factory in Mumbai, after local efforts failed to

July 24, 2013

Kate And Wills Run George Through Property Portfolio

Prince William and wife Kate used their first afternoon as parents to take their newborn through all the stuff it

July 19, 2013

Media Tricked Into Thinking Kate Middleton Is Interesting

After more than two weeks camped outside London’s St Mary’s hospital, journalists are starting to fear the worst: what if

April 22, 2013

Bear Grylls Survives An Entire Afternoon With Kate Middleton

British adventurer and TV star Bear Grylls had to use his most advanced survival skills yesterday when he was forced

December 6, 2012

Queen Makes Hoax Phone Call To Australian Radio Station, Posing As A Bogan

Queen Elizabeth II has thwarted the usually tight screening procedures of Australian radio station 2Day FM, managing to take part

December 4, 2012

Women’s magazines ‘unprepared’ for Royal Twins, experts say

With speculation mounting that Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, may be carrying twins, there are growing fears that trashy women’s

August 22, 2012

Prince Harry scandal deepens: “I may have gone to a Celine Dion concert as well”

When photos emerged this morning of Prince Harry playing a game of strip billiards in Las Vegas, the Royal Family