November 8, 2018

Putin Admits He Forgot To Vote In Midterms

A sheepish Vladimir Putin has confessed he totally forgot to vote in yesterday’s US midterms, despite a concerted push in

July 17, 2018

Winner Of US Election Meets With Donald Trump In Helsinki

The winner of the 2016 US Presidential election took time out from his busy schedule to meet with Donald Trump

March 19, 2018

Russians Did Not Influence Outcome Of Russian Election

Russians have played absolutely no role in shaping the outcome of the recent Russian election, international observers say

March 18, 2018

Russian Election: Putin Scrapes In With Just 101% Of Vote

Russian President Vladimir Putin has narrowly retained office, obtaining just over two out of every two votes in the recent

March 5, 2017

Putin Moves To Distance Himself From Pauline Hanson

Russian leader Vladimir Putin moved swiftly to reassure his people that he is no way associated with Pauline Hanson and

January 13, 2017

Putin Happy To Let Trump Do Day-to-Day Running Of US

Just days before his inauguration, Vladimir Putin says he is pragmatic about his new role in the US, and is happy

April 5, 2016

Man Who Rigged Entire Russian Government System May Not Be Paying Tax

The world is in shock this week after reports revealed a Russian man who has subverted the democratic process, engineered

March 16, 2015

Putin Fighting Off Monster Cold With Bare Hands

Russian President Vladimir Putin has a cold, aides have confirmed. The biggest, toughest, best looking, most charismatic cold ever

November 11, 2014

Shirts Compulsory At All G20 Meetings, Say Organisers

In what some have described as overly draconian measures, the organisers of this week’s G20 Summit in Brisbane have set

November 9, 2014

“From Now On You’ll Do As I Say” Abbott Tells Putin, In Hard-Hitting Imaginary Conversation

Getting right up close in his face and whispering “things are going to be on my terms now, sunshine”, Tony

October 9, 2014

Birthday Boy Putin ‘Humbled’ By Intricately Stage-Managed Spontaneous Outpourings Of Emotion

A visibly surprised Vladimir Putin said he had “no idea” the Russian people were planning such an elaborate compulsory pageant