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Tanya Plibersek Pulls Out Of Race Against Albo And ScoMo: ‘Australia’s Not Ready For A Leader Without A Nickname Ending In O’
ALP veteran Tanya Plibersek has pulled out of the Labor leadership race, saying fellow ALP heavyweight Albo is the only
Australia Elects Coalition, Excitedly Waits To See What Its Policies Will Be
Saying it was like waiting to open presents on Christmas morning, Australians across the country were today eagerly waiting to
Nation Re-Elects Man Who Took A Piece Of Fucking Coal Into Parliament 
Australia has decided that the best man to lead the country is a man who took an actual pet rock
Explainer: The Shovel’s Guide To Voting
When you come to vote on election day, you will be given two ballot papers – one the size of
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Date For Mid-Term Leadership Coup Confirmed For Late 2020
Uncertainty about the exact date of the next mid-cycle Prime Ministerial knifing has been laid to rest, with the overthrow
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Morrison Delays Calling Election, To Give His Team Another Chance To Fuck It Up
Without a single scandal since Tuesday’s federal budget, Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he needs to give his government more
Disappointment As Peter Dutton Announces He Won’t Be Retiring At The Upcoming Election
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has formally announced he won’t be retiring. The news was met with sadness across Parliament
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Liberal Party Asked To Spread Scandals Out More Evenly Across Month
Pointing out that it’s hard to keep up with all of this outrageous shit when it’s all happening at once,
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Finance Minister Had ‘No Idea’ People Had To Pay For Their Own Holidays
Finance Minister Mathias Cormann said he was not previously aware of the Australian tradition of people paying for their own
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Morrison Writes To People Smugglers, Begging Them Not To Cross Australia’s Borders Which Are NOW OPEN!!
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has appealed to Indonesian people smugglers, begging them not to attempt to cross into Australian waters
Australians Not Frightened Enough, Government Says
Australians are not displaying the levels of fear required of them in an election year, Scott Morrison has warned
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Scott Morrison Finally Responds To Murray-Darling Crisis By Moving Israeli Embassy To Jerusalem
After more than a week of silence on the issue, Prime Minister Scott Morrison today responded to the Murray-Darling Basin
Mensa Rally Held In Melbourne
The Australian arm of Mensa – the organisation for those with an unusually high IQ – held its annual Christmas
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Sky News Says Ross Cameron Failed To Meet Standards Of Racism Expected At Network
Saying overt racism had no place in its organisation, Sky News has used the sacking of Ross Cameron to remind
BREAKING: Bill Shorten Wins Liberal Leadership Spill
Bill Shorten has won the Liberal Party leadership ballot, it has emerged