May 12, 2020

Virus Eradicated In NSW

In a rare day of positive news for the state, New South Wales has recorded zero new coronavirus cases and

March 31, 2020

Government To Fund Deficit By Selling 3.7 Billion ‘Back In Black’ Mugs

The Coalition says it will fund its $130 billion economic stimulus package by selling the remaining 3.7 billion ‘Back in

February 27, 2020

Coalition Unwilling To Address Coronavirus Until It Knows Exactly How Much It Will Cost

Health Minister Greg Hunt says it would be reckless to begin tackling the coronavirus epidemic until the final costs are

January 21, 2020

Greens’ Opposition To Controlled Storms To Blame For Canberra Hailstorm, Government Claims

The Greens’ opposition to controlled storms in national parks is to blame for the huge hailstorm in Canberra yesterday, the

January 10, 2020

News Corp: “We Didn’t Delete The All-Staff Email Sent By A Disgruntled Employee. It Was Burnt By Arsonists”

A News Corp spokesperson says it simply isn’t true that the company deleted an explosive all-staff email from finance manager

December 15, 2019

Religious Discrimination Bill To Finally Give Christians Some Sort Of Say In This Country

After decades of being shut out of debate and influence in Australia, Christians will at last be able to speak

November 12, 2019

Morrison Enlists Scott Cam To Head Up New Bushfire Response Team

The Block host Scott Cam is Australia’s new fire chief, the Prime Minister has confirmed. 

November 3, 2019

Morrison Agrees To Allow Protests If They Don’t Take Place In Public Or Express An Opinion 

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has softened his stance on protests, saying he is willing to allow them if they refrain

October 9, 2019

Trump Supporter With No Healthcare And No Job Not Sure How Much More Winning He Can Take 

Ron Blakey of Virginia says he can hardly handle all of the winning he’s been doing since Donald Trump became

October 8, 2019

People Forced To Find Other Ways To Be Insensitive Wankers, Now That Uluru Closed To Climbers 

Those looking to shit on culturally sacred icons will need to look further afield, once Uluru is closed to climbers

October 6, 2019

Trump Family Comes Together To Call Out Joe Biden’s Nepotism

Donald Trump has brought together his senior advisor and the joint heads of his business organisation (sometimes referred to as

August 1, 2019

Liberal Party Doesn’t Have Any Goddamn Fucking Issues With Bullying

There is no issue with bullying in the Liberal Party and if you can’t see that then don’t expect to

July 2, 2019

Scott Morrison Begins New Parliament By Acknowledging Traditional Owners: “We Pay Our Respects To Coal Lobbyists Past, Present And Emerging”

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has opened the 46th Parliament with a moving speech that paid respects to his party’s traditional

May 28, 2019

May Resigns To Allow Britain To Fuck Up Brexit A Different Way

British Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that she will stand down from her role to give other people a

May 21, 2019

Peter Dutton Believes He Has Numbers To Win Labor Party Leadership

Home Affairs Minister and maths whiz Peter Dutton says he has the numbers he needs to secure the ALP leadership