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Inner city Greens voter disgusted Scott Morrison doesn’t know a loaf of bread costs $14
“Next you’ll tell me he doesn’t know a litre of milk costs $11.50"
Religious Freedom bill to finally give marginalised Christians some sort of say in this country
"At last Christians will have a say in Government policy"
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Peter Dutton named new ABC news anchor
"It's important that Australians hear the right news"
Morrison asks Dutton to move the motion that Emmanuel Macron no longer be heard
"We cannot allow people to criticise us like this Mr Speaker"
Trick-or-treater to dress up as ‘Wagga Wagga’ in order to get more loot
He expects to net between $5 and $30 million.
Facebook Outage: Frantic Craig Kelly Unsure Which Horse Wormer To Take
"Someone just tell me what to believe"
Morrison To Investigate Claims There Are Ministerial Standards In His Government
“I have not seen any evidence of the standards myself, but others may have"
Labor Diversity Push To Focus On People From Minority White Backgrounds
"This is about giving opportunities to people from all walks of white middle class life"
God Sues Scott Morrison For Defamation
“I created the universe in 6 days. Morrison spends that long constructing a photo shoot in a fighter jet"
New Game Show ‘Can You Get Fired From A Scott Morrison Government?’ Announced
‘It's one of the toughest game shows to ever hit our screens’'
IKEA Renames Its 3-Seat Sofa ‘The WA Liberal Party’ To Commemorate Historic Election Result
"It’s big enough to hold a full party meeting”
Morrison Granted Exemption To Travel To Hawaii To Prepare For Upcoming Bushfire Season
“Everyone’s fire plan is different"
Morrison promises free vaccinations for all Australians living in marginal electorates
"It's important to prioritise those most in need"
Virus eradicated in NSW
"Up to five million people have been infected"
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Frydenberg Announces Deficit Will Be Funded By Selling 3.7 Billion ‘Back In Black’ Mugs
“This is a sensible, economically responsible, costed plan"