July 19, 2017

Greens Senators To Come With Country Of Origin Labelling

Senators from the Australian Greens will be stamped with their country of origin from next week, to help them remember

July 18, 2017

Malcolm Roberts Admits He Has Dual Citizenship With The Planet Druzion

In a stunning new development, One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has revealed he has dual citizenship with The Mystical Planet

June 20, 2017

Turnbull’s Self Approval Rating Steady At 100%

Polling released today shows that the Prime Minister’s opinion of himself hasn’t changed over the past month

May 28, 2017

Margaret Court Yet To Respond To Controversy Because She’s Been On A Greyhound Bus For The Past 4 Days

Tennis great Margaret Court is unaware of the controversy surrounding her comments about same-sex marriage because she’s been cooped up

May 28, 2017

Pauline Hanson Surprised To Learn ASIO And Asia Not Same Thing

Pauline Hanson got all worked up by ASIO last week. But we think she may have just been getting our intelligence agency

May 16, 2017

Migrants Failing To Assimilate, 200-Year-Study Finds

"They're unable to assimilate with local values and refuse to speak anything but their native tongue"

May 10, 2017

This Man Applied For A Job In 9.72 Seconds. It’s Unnatural, And It’s Why We Need Welfare Drug-Testing

EDITORIAL: A key component of Scott Morrison’s budget on Tuesday night was a provision for the drug testing of those

May 4, 2017

Turnbull Forced To Meet With Trump On Australia/US Relations, After Putin Unavailable

In a sign of Australia’s relative insignificance in the eyes of the US, the White House has sent its administrative

April 25, 2017

Housing Crisis: ‘I Only Have Five’ Cormann Says

Finance Minister Mathias Cormann says the Australian MP’s dream of having a double-digit property portfolio is becoming out of reach,

April 21, 2017

Deputy PM’s Speech On New Language Test For Migrants Still Awaiting Translation

Barnaby Joyce has given an impassioned defence of the Government’s proposed new English language tests for migrants, an early translation

April 20, 2017

New Visa Test To Require Immigrants To Shotgun a VB While Wearing A Bintang Singlet

Tough new visa laws announced this week will require would-be Australians to put away a 375 mil tin of Victoria

April 5, 2017

Sad, Lonely Eric Abetz To Spend Another Day Thinking About Other People Having Sex

Saying he had no interests or hobbies, and no other way to spend his time, Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz confirmed

March 30, 2017

Michaelia Cash Insists Low Income Workers ARE Often Found In High Income Households. “Take My Cleaning Staff”

Coalition Senator Michaelia Cash has hit back at claims she can’t name any low income workers in high income households,

February 9, 2017

Scott Morrison Brings Piece Of Soul Into Question Time

Treasurer Scott Morrison bought a blackened piece of his soul into question time yesterday, in a visual stunt designed to

February 7, 2017

Cory Bernardi Already Accusing Cory Bernardi Party Of Not Being Conservative Enough

Just hours after the launch of the Cory Bernardi Party, one of its highest profile members – Cory Bernardi –