May 16, 2017

Migrants Failing To Assimilate, 200-Year-Study Finds

Migrants to Australia have displayed an inability to assimilate with local values and refuse to speak anything but their native

May 10, 2017

This Man Applied For A Job In 9.72 Seconds. It’s Unnatural, And It’s Why We Need Welfare Drug-Testing

EDITORIAL: A key component of Scott Morrison’s budget on Tuesday night was a provision for the drug testing of those

May 4, 2017

Turnbull Forced To Meet With Trump On Australia/US Relations, After Putin Unavailable

In a sign of Australia’s relative insignificance in the eyes of the US, the White House has sent its administrative

April 25, 2017

Housing Crisis: ‘I Only Have Five’ Cormann Says

Finance Minister Mathias Cormann says the Australian MP’s dream of having a double-digit property portfolio is becoming out of reach,

April 21, 2017

Deputy PM’s Speech On New Language Test For Migrants Still Awaiting Translation

Barnaby Joyce has given an impassioned defence of the Government’s proposed new English language tests for migrants, an early translation

April 20, 2017

New Visa Test To Require Immigrants To Shotgun a VB While Wearing A Bintang Singlet

Tough new visa laws announced this week will require would-be Australians to put away a 375 mil tin of Victoria

April 5, 2017

Sad, Lonely Eric Abetz To Spend Another Day Thinking About Other People Having Sex

Saying he had no interests or hobbies, and no other way to spend his time, Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz confirmed

March 30, 2017

Michaelia Cash Insists Low Income Workers ARE Often Found In High Income Households. “Take My Cleaning Staff”

Coalition Senator Michaelia Cash has hit back at claims she can’t name any low income workers in high income households,

February 9, 2017

Scott Morrison Brings Piece Of Soul Into Question Time

Treasurer Scott Morrison bought a blackened piece of his soul into question time yesterday, in a visual stunt designed to

February 7, 2017

Cory Bernardi Already Accusing Cory Bernardi Party Of Not Being Conservative Enough

Just hours after the launch of the Cory Bernardi Party, one of its highest profile members – Cory Bernardi –

January 16, 2017

Inquiry Into MP Expenses To Be Held In Port Douglas

An upcoming inquiry into politicians’ entitlements will take place in a gorgeous beachside resort in far-north Queensland, Malcolm Turnbull has

January 12, 2017

One Nation Senator Rod Culleton Declared Vacant

Senate President Stephen Parry has ruled that One Nation Senator Rod Culleton is not all there

December 15, 2016

Abbott Sustains Back Injury Lifting Parliamentary Entitlements

Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has injured his back lifting parliamentary privileges. He forgot to bend his knees

November 16, 2016

Furious Turnbull Speaks Out: ‘We’re Being Run By Elites!’

Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull stormed out of the iron gates of his Point Piper residence on Sydney Harbour this

October 11, 2016

Thousands Of Australians Come Out As Straight After Eric Abetz’s Moving Appeal

Liberal Senator Eric Abetz has given heterosexual Australians all over the country the courage to tell their friends and family