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Government Denounces Blatant Racism, Calls For Return To Thinly-Veiled Racism
The Government has denounced Fraser Anning’s response to the recent Christchurch terrorist attack, saying it was incumbent on all politicians
Gastroenterologist Katie Allen Enters Politics To Work With Even Bigger Arseholes
Gastroenterologist Katie Allen has been pre-selected to contest the safe Liberal seat of Higgins, saying she is looking forward to
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Cormann Says He Calls Woolworths CEO Each Week To Do Grocery Shop
Finance Minister Mathias Cormann has told a Senate hearing that he does his weekly shop over the phone with Brad
Scott Morrison Gives Wife Gorgeous Lump Of Coal For Valentine’s Day
Proving he’s still a ladies’ man, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has revealed that he gave his wife a stunning lump
Morrison Intervenes To Nominate Captain Cook For Safe Seat Of Higgins
British explorer Captain Cook will be parachuted into the safe Liberal seat of Higgins, after a last-minute ‘captain’s call’ from
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Kelly O’Dwyer Resigns, To Spend Less Time Working With Children
Liberal front bencher Kelly O’Dwyer will not contest the next election, citing the ‘very personal reasons’ of wanting to spend
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Josh Frydenberg Announces Leadership Challenge, Citing ‘Need For Change’
Announcing plans for a leadership spill today, Deputy Prime Minister Josh Frydenberg said Scott Morrison has not delivered for Australia
Turnbull Lists NBN As His Proudest Achi
Recently departed Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull says the installa
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Nation Just So Fucking Over This
This is getting ridiculous, it has been revealed
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Shorten Meets With Shadow Cabinet To Formulate This Week’s Tax Policy
Opposition leader Bill Shorten says he and his team will consider all available options before announcing the tax policy that
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Parliament To Be Held In Circus Tent For Remainder Of Year
The last parliamentary sitting weeks of 2017 will be held in a big top, it has been revealed
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Roberts To Appeal Citizenship Decision In A Higher Planetary Court  
A defiant Malcolm Roberts says he does not agree with the High Court’s decision to bar him from politics, vowing
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Archbishop Urges ‘No’ Vote: “It’s About Protecting Children. And We Know About Protecting Children”
The Catholic Archbishop of Sydney, Anthony Fisher, says if there’s one thing the Catholic Church can lecture others on, it’s
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Turnbull Rushes To Verify Cayman Islands Citizenship Status
As more and more members of Parliament fall foul of section 44 of the constitution, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has
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Evidence Mounts Of New Zealand Interference In Australian Election
The kiwis might be f*cking with us, it has been revealed