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‘Why The Fuck Aren’t You Social Distancing?’ Says Man Who Boasted About Going To The Footy Last Weekend
The spread of coronavirus is your fault, a man who only ten days ago said he was going to sit
Scott Morrison Defined As Non-Essential Service 
Scott Morrison is not critical to the nation’s response to COVID-19, it has been confirmed
Morrison Calls In Marketing Mates To Help Rebrand Upcoming Deficit
The Coalition Government will not deliver a deficit this year as widely predicted, and will instead oversee a ‘Surplus 2.0’,
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Scott Morrison Refuses To Accept Coronavirus Handshake Ban
The Prime Minister says he won’t be following the advice of health professionals concerned about the spread of coronavirus, and
Morrison Relieved To Finally Have A Crisis That Involves Barring People From Entering Australia
After weeks of being forced to deal with the boring details of the domestic bushfire crisis, Scott Morrison says he
Now Is Not The Time To Talk About Coronavirus, Morrison Says
Talking about coronavirus while millions of people are at threat from it, is completely inappropriate, the Prime Minister says
“Credit Where It’s Due: Bettina Arndt’s Work For Men’s Rights Means Men Finally Have Influence In Australia”
EDITORIAL: The decision to award men’s rights activist Bettina Arndt an Order Of Australia for services to gender equality has
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Bridget McKenzie Insists Grants Program Provided Level Playing Field, “Especially For The Mosman Lawn Bowls Club, Which Now Has One Of The Levelist Playing Fields I’ve Seen”
Bridget McKenzie has hit back at suggestions her sports grant program didn’t provide a level playing field, saying critics clearly
Hell To Relocate Main Office To Sydney
Satan has announced plans to shift Hell’s HQ to Sydney, saying conditions there are more favourable
Rural MP George Christensen Says He Went To A Manila Strip Club 28 Times To Help Break The Drought
National’s MP George Christensen has defended his right to spend as many as 300 days at a strip club in
Fire Department Sets Government Bullshit Meter To “Catastrophic”
Emergency services have responded to this week’s political shitstorm by setting the government bullshit meter to “catastrophic” – the highest
Labor: “Our Campaign Had Too Many Messages”. Shorten: “I Reject That For The Following 17 Reasons”
The much-anticipated post mortem of the Labor Party’s failed election campaign has found that the campaign was trying to communicate
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Morrison’s Spiritual Advisor Rejected Entry For American State Visit
White House officials stopped Scott Morrison from bringing his pet rock to a state visit in Washington, it has been
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Gladys Liu Can’t Recall If She Is The Member For Chisholm
Liberal MP Gladys Liu says she can’t recall if she has been the member for the Victorian seat of Chisholm
Scott Morrison Calls For Newstart Recipients To Provide Vial Of Blood, To Prove How Much They’re Willing To Bleed For This Country
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called for new measures that would require welfare recipients to provide a sample of their