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Posts Tagged ‘political satire australia’
May 20, 2022
Bunnings announces hostile takeover bid for all 8,000 polling booths to regain control of sausage sizzle market
"It's a natural fit"
February 21, 2022
SHOCKING IMAGES! Albo caught buying a spring roll in 2003
"Further proof that he is working for the Chinese Communist Party"
October 28, 2021
Government shows commitment to reducing waste by developing environmental policy on back of envelope
"The Coalition is very committed to doing the absolute least required"
October 25, 2021
Coalition announces bold new plan to do absolutely fucking nothing
"This is an ambitious target, and we intend to meet it"
October 18, 2021
‘Nationals Have Only Had 8 Years To Make Last-Minute Decision On Climate Change’, Barnaby Says
“I’ve literally only been in politics for sixteen years mate"
September 7, 2021
“My Family Is More Important Than Your Family,” Morrison Says In Emotional Address To Nation
“I’m special and you’re inconsequential,” Mr Morrison said, his voice cracking with emotion
July 1, 2021
Sydney Man Missing
"He hasn't turned up for work all week"
June 23, 2021
Great Barrier Reef ‘Not White Enough’ Pauline Hanson Says
"The experimentation with colour hasn’t worked"
May 25, 2021
Morrison Secures 100,000 Additional Photo Opps To Help With Victorian Outbreak
"What Victorians need right now is an Instagram post of me in a fighter jet"
May 21, 2021
Peter Dutton To Take Stress Leave After Seeing Rainbow
Defence Minister Peter Dutton will take extended leave from work to recover from a ‘significant trauma’ after he spotted a
May 11, 2021
Frydenberg starts Budget speech with reminder that all figures are correct to closest $60 billion
"With a small rounding error here and there, these figures are absolutely accurate"
March 23, 2021
Morrison Sits Down With Wife To Determine Whether Masturbating On Female MP’s Desk Is Appropriate Or Not
"Jenny always has a way of clarifying things”
October 12, 2020
Everyone In Contact With Berejiklian Over Past 5 Years To Distance Themselves Immediately
In keeping with NSW’s ‘gold standard’ contact tracing system, anyone who has had contact with Gladys Berejiklian over the past 5 years will now distance themselves immediately
September 3, 2020
‘We told you Labor would wreck the economy’, Frydenberg says, announcing Australia officially in recession
"We told you a vote for Labor was a vote for recession, debt and unemployment - and look where we are now".
July 22, 2020
Dan Andrews Is Responsible For The Covid-19 Virus Which Doesn’t Exist, Andrew Bolt Says
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is responsible for the disastrous outbreak of the coronavirus which is nothing more than a mild
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