May 31, 2021

Greg Hunt Reassures Nursing Home Residents That He Was Vaccinated In March

"You can rest easy knowing that 100% of federal health ministers are now fully vaccinated"

April 19, 2020

“Trust Us On Covid App” Says Government Who Lied About Sports Grants, Water Licences, Travel Expenses, Asylum Seekers, ASIO Leaks And Robodebt

“You can trust us to use the data from the coronavirus tracking app appropriately,” says a government which secretly directed

October 28, 2019

Angus Taylor Provides Documentation To Prove Australian Drought Is Over

Federal Energy Minister Angus Taylor has provided newspaper The Daily Telegraph with compelling photographic evidence that the Australian drought is

May 10, 2019

New high speed rail will run between Sydney & Melbourne once every election year

“This is the fastest, most convenient election policy we’ll see, until it's next released in 2022”

March 12, 2019

Barnaby Joyce Says Nationals Not Married To Liberal Party. “We Just Get Together To Fuck Australians Once In A While”

Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce says his party’s relationship with the Liberal Party is more of an MP-staffer style arrangement than

February 12, 2019

Australians Not Frightened Enough, Government Says

Australians are not displaying the levels of fear required of them in an election year, Scott Morrison has warned

February 9, 2019

Tim Wilson Confirms That Election Ballot Paper Will Now Contain Option To Donate To Liberal Party

Voters in the upcoming election will have the option to donate to the Liberal Party when they fill in their

February 6, 2019

Tim Wilson Agrees To Inquiry Into His Conduct, To Be Chaired By Tim Wilson

Liberal Party MP Tim Wilson has conceded that his running of the franking credits inquiry is conflicted, and has agreed

July 4, 2018

Tony Abbott Demands To Know Which Dickhead Signed Australia Up To The Paris Climate Agreement

Tony Abbott has used a speech to a group of climate sceptics to express his concerns about the Paris Climate

August 17, 2015

Eyebrows Raised As Dyson Heydon Accidently Wears Liberal Party Cap To Royal Commission Hearing

Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon has apologised for wearing a Liberal Party cap to the Royal Commission into Union corruption this

August 12, 2015

Now’s Not The Time To Start Using Our Conscience, Abbott Warns

Forming policy with the assistance of a conscience could derail the Government’s entire policy platform, the Prime Minister has told

May 8, 2015

2014 Budget Offered Free With Every 2015 Budget

Any parliament that buys the 2015 Federal Budget will get the 2014 budget thrown in for free, Treasurer Joe Hockey

March 11, 2015

Taxpayers Forced To Fund Lifestyle Choice Of Small Group Of Australians

Australian taxpayers are footing the bill for services and privileges provided to a relatively small group of citizens living in

February 3, 2015

Tony Abbott Has ‘Complete Support’ Of Malcolm Turnbull’s Leadership Ambitions

Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull says he stands ‘right behind’ the Prime Minister’s strategy to make a total tit of himself