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We Used FaceApp On Peter Dutton And He Doesn’t Really Change
According to the popular ageing app FaceApp, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton will remain a pasty, horrible man, although in
AFP Raids The Shovel Headquarters To Find Out Who Leaked Nude Pics Of Peter Dutton
In an alarming development in the recent media raids, The Australian Federal Police entered The Shovel’s Melbourne headquarters last night,
Peter Dutton Believes He Has Numbers To Win Labor Party Leadership
Home Affairs Minister and maths whiz Peter Dutton says he has the numbers he needs to secure the ALP leadership
Peter Dutton Loses UK Leadership Spill
Peter Dutton will not become Britain’s next Prime Minister after failing to realise how the country’s political system works. He
Peter Dutton Says Caravan Of Guatemalan Refugees Is Walking Towards Australian Border
Reminding Australians to be alert and alarmed, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has warned of a large ‘caravan’ of Guatemalan
Peter Dutton Dresses Up As Himself In Terrifying Halloween Prank  
The Home Affairs Minister arrived at Parliament House today dressed as Peter Dutton, in a terrifying Halloween prank that startled
A Handy Guide To Understanding Peter Dutton’s Body Language
The Australian people don’t know a lot about their next Prime Minister. So we’ve put together this handy guide to
Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM”
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says he has the skills and the fleeting support within his party needed to rise to
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Peter Dutton Reveals His Softer Side, As He Positions For Leadership
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has shed his tough exterior to reveal a softer, creamier side, in an intimate interview
Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM”
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says he has the skills and the fleeting support within his party needed to rise to
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Dutton Tells CEOs To Stick To Task Of Donating To Liberal Party
Corporations should stay out of supporting causes not related to their own products and services, an angry Peter Dutton told
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Illiterate Man Takes Australian Job
A man who can hardly string a sentence together let alone read, has secured one of the top jobs in
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Letting Baby Asha Stay Could Set Dangerous Precedent Of Compassion, Dutton Warns
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says the asylum seeker baby dubbed ‘Asha’ will be returned to Nauru as soon as physically possible,
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Irregular Sleigh Vehicle Towed Back To North Pole
A large sleigh, which was attempting to smuggle thousands of presents into Australia, has been turned around and towed back
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We’ll Do ‘Whatever It Takes’ To Smash Existing People Smuggling Syndicate, Says New People Smuggling Syndicate
Evidence is emerging that a powerful new people smuggling syndicate, possibly based in Canberra, is gaining influence in the hotly-contested