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Peter Dutton reveals his softer side, in preparation for leadership role
"You need to look beyond the thick, fibre-rich skin"
Dutton demands access to Santa’s ‘naughty and nice’ list
“If you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve got nothing to worry about"
Potato threatens to sue for defamation after ‘insulting’ comparisons to Peter Dutton
“I don’t even see the likeness. Well ok, I do, but that’s not the point".
MPs Should Be Chosen On Merit, Not Quotas, Says Man Who Can’t Count To 43
"We need the best and brightest people across all eleven states"
Peter Dutton Loses UK Leadership Spill
Peter Dutton will not become Britain’s next Prime Minister after failing to realise how the country’s political system works. He
Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM”
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says he has the skills and the fleeting support within his party needed to rise to
Politicians Unable To Reduce Personal Emissions
The nation’s politicians continue to emit large volumes of bullsh*t, with rates increasing in recent days according to studies
Dutton Installed With ‘Smile’ Software Upgrade, As Leadership Speculation Grows
In what some say is a sign that Peter Dutton is preparing for a leadership challenge, the Home Affairs Minister
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Dutton Offers Asylum To White Cricketers Under Attack In South Africa
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has announced plans to offer asylum to a small group of Test cricketers who are
Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM”
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says he has the skills and the fleeting support within his party needed to rise to
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Dutton Tells CEOs To Stick To Task Of Donating To Liberal Party
Corporations should stay out of supporting causes not related to their own products and services, an angry Peter Dutton told
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Illiterate Man Takes Australian Job
A man who can hardly string a sentence together let alone read, has secured one of the top jobs in
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Asylum Seekers Told They Will Live With Peter Dutton, In Final Push To Deter Boats
If you come to Australia by boat, you will be forced to live in Peter Dutton’s spare bedroom. That’s the
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Letting Baby Asha Stay Could Set Dangerous Precedent Of Compassion, Dutton Warns
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says the asylum seeker baby dubbed ‘Asha’ will be returned to Nauru as soon as physically possible,
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Peter Dutton Accidentally Texts His IQ To Journalist
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has accidentally sent the number 25 to a journalist. He had intended to send it to