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Dutton demands access to Santa’s ‘naughty and nice’ list
“If you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve got nothing to worry about"
Potato Threatens To Sue For Defamation After ‘Insulting’ Comparisons To Peter Dutton
“I don’t even see the likeness. Well ok, I do, but that’s not the point".
MPs Should Be Chosen On Merit, Not Quotas, Says Man Who Can’t Count To 43
"We need the best and brightest people across all eleven states"
AFP Raids The Shovel Headquarters To Find Out Who Leaked Nude Pics Of Peter Dutton
In an alarming development in the recent media raids, The Australian Federal Police entered The Shovel’s Melbourne headquarters last night,
Peter Dutton Loses UK Leadership Spill
Peter Dutton will not become Britain’s next Prime Minister after failing to realise how the country’s political system works. He
A Handy Guide To Understanding Peter Dutton’s Body Language
The Australian people don’t know a lot about their next Prime Minister. So we’ve put together this handy guide to
Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM”
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says he has the skills and the fleeting support within his party needed to rise to
Politicians Unable To Reduce Personal Emissions
The nation’s politicians continue to emit large volumes of bullsh*t, with rates increasing in recent days according to studies
Dutton Installed With ‘Smile’ Software Upgrade, As Leadership Speculation Grows
In what some say is a sign that Peter Dutton is preparing for a leadership challenge, the Home Affairs Minister
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Peter Dutton Reveals His Softer Side, As He Positions For Leadership
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has shed his tough exterior to reveal a softer, creamier side, in an intimate interview
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Dutton Offers Asylum To White Cricketers Under Attack In South Africa
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has announced plans to offer asylum to a small group of Test cricketers who are
Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM”
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says he has the skills and the fleeting support within his party needed to rise to
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Dutton Tells CEOs To Stick To Task Of Donating To Liberal Party
Corporations should stay out of supporting causes not related to their own products and services, an angry Peter Dutton told
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Illiterate Man Takes Australian Job
A man who can hardly string a sentence together let alone read, has secured one of the top jobs in
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Asylum Seekers Told They Will Live With Peter Dutton, In Final Push To Deter Boats
If you come to Australia by boat, you will be forced to live in Peter Dutton’s spare bedroom. That’s the

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