June 23, 2021

Great Barrier Reef ‘Not White Enough’ Pauline Hanson Says

"The experimentation with colour hasn’t worked"

August 27, 2019

Indigenous Leaders Tell Pauline Hanson That Quitting Politics Would Be Disrespectful To Indigenous Australians. She Finishes Up Tomorrow.

Pauline Hanson has been told that quitting politics and going to live in a remote cave would be disrespectful to

May 7, 2019

Pauline Hanson Withdraws Support For Monarchy After Learning Meghan Markle Is In Labor

One Nation leader Pauline Hanson says she was shocked to learn today that the Duchess of Sussex is a signed-up

May 1, 2019

Pauline Hanson Can’t Believe How Unlucky She Is To Keep Choosing Fucking Idiots As Candidates

A tearful Pauline Hanson has told A Current Affair that choosing a bankrupt, a crazy conspiracy theorist, a homophobe, a

April 30, 2019

One Nation Candidate [Insert Name] To [Resign/Be Detained] After [Hate Crime/Strange Fetish/Inappropriate Nazi Affiliation] Revealed

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE One Nation’s candidate for <insert electorate> has <quit/been forced out/been detained by police> after <threatening to kill

March 28, 2019

Man Has A Few Beers, Accidentally Goes To America To Ask NRA For $20 Million

Sporting a sore head, but otherwise in good spirits, Sydney man Robbie Longman says he accidentally hopped on a plane

March 28, 2019

Claims Pauline Hanson Read Book About Port Arthur Massacre Dismissed As ‘Ridiculous’

Pauline Hanson’s claims that she once read a book about the Port Arthur massacre have been described as nothing more

November 6, 2018

Mark Latham Has Submitted His One Nation Membership Form As Well As His Preliminary Resignation Letter, As Per Standard One Nation Policy

Saying it would save time on paperwork later on, former Labor leader Mark Latham has attached a preliminary resignation letter

June 14, 2018

New One Nation Induction Booklet Now Comes With Handy Resignation Form

Incoming One Nation Senators will pre-fill out their resignation letter as part of the on-boarding process, it has been revealed

August 17, 2017

Hanson Shocks Senate By Arriving As Morally Considerate, Law-Abiding Woman

Pauline Hanson caused waves in the Senate again today by arriving in Question Time dressed up as a law abiding

June 22, 2017

Autistic Kids Fear Stupid Senators Holding Normal Senators Back

Dickhead senators should be separated from their peers for the good of everyone else, autistic children say

June 5, 2017

Hanson Calls For ABC Funding To Be Cut By 150%

"These latest cuts don't go far enough".

May 28, 2017

Pauline Hanson Surprised To Learn ASIO And Asia Not Same Thing

Pauline Hanson got all worked up by ASIO last week. But we think she may have just been getting our intelligence agency

March 25, 2017

Tough Choice For One Nation Supporters, After Muslim Vaccination Linked To Autism

Supporters of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation Party will be faced with the heart wrenching decision of whether or not to

March 23, 2017

“#PrayForMuslimMAN”: Pauline’s Romantic Hopes Dashed By Tragic Tinder Typo

One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has made a heartbreaking typing error, writing ‘#PrayForMuslimBan’ rather than ‘PrayForMuslimMan’ on her Tinder profile