June 16, 2016

Children Born At Start Of Election Campaign Now Old Enough To Vote

Thousands of boys and girls who were born back when Malcolm Turnbull first called the election are now all grown

October 27, 2015

Fears Of Contamination As Science Reintroduced To Australia

The extensive work undertaken by the previous leadership to stamp out science in Australia may have come undone, with reports

October 24, 2015

A Peaceful Dictator: The Life And Achievements Of Robert Mugabe

In the week that Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe was awarded China’s equivalent of the Nobel Peace Prize – the Confucius

October 22, 2015

Star Wars Releases New Film To Tie In With Merchandise

A new feature length film has been rushed into production to be ready in time for the next instalment of

October 19, 2015

Poll Boost Sees Shorten Firm As Australia’s Preferred Opposition Leader

Labor Leader Bill Shorten has leapt ahead in recent polling, with the majority of Australians backing him as the best

October 14, 2015

Cayman Islands Like An Offshore Detention Centre For Your Money, Turnbull Says

The Cayman Islands is a bit like Nauru, just with more money and less transparency, the Prime Minister explained today

September 29, 2015

Water On Mars: Australia To Check For Illegal Boats

Australia will send a mission to Mars as soon as possible to check for irregular maritime vessels, following a report

September 28, 2015

Solemn, Reflective Tony Abbott Wondering If He Should’ve Said Death Cult More

Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott was today reflecting on the occasions he had the opportunity to say Death Cult but

May 16, 2015

Boston Bomber Sentenced To Martyrdom

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been sentenced to 100 years of adoration from extremists for the role he played in the 2013

May 1, 2015

New Microsoft App Correctly Guesses What Year You Think It Is

A new website released today by tech giant Microsoft can predict what year you think it is, just by analysing

April 28, 2015

Human Life Now Entirely Taken Up With Checking Things

Humans now have something to do in the dead time between checking their phones and checking their iPad

April 23, 2015

Model In PETA Advertisement Hasn’t Been Shorn In 5 Years

The controversy surrounding an advertisement from animal rights activists PETA, has shifted from whether the fake sheep has been shorn

March 31, 2015

Fast & Furious 7 “The Best Fast & Furious Film So Far This Year” Say Critics

Film critics have praised new action drama Fast & Furious 7, with some saying it is the franchise’s best instalment

March 30, 2015

Eyebrows Raised After Essendon Supplements Scandal Runs Non-Stop For 2.5 Years

Experts are beginning to question how the supplements scandal surrounding AFL club Essendon has run continuously since February 2013, without

March 18, 2015

Infants May Not Be Able To Process High Levels Of Bullshit In Pete Evans Diet, Experts Warn

Newborn babies may not be able to properly digest high levels of vitamin A, or the idea that a caveman-era