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Putin To Re-Enact All 98 Gold Medal-Winning Performances In Closing Ceremony ‘Extravaganza’
In a treat for Winter Olympics fans, Russian President Vladimir Putin will personally re-enact every gold-medal performance from the Sochi
PM David Cameron asks the US to invade London “so we can test out all our new Olympic security arsenal”
With the Games now over and all Olympic security threats successfully avoided, British Prime Minster David Cameron wondered aloud yesterday
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Brisbane family to conduct full-scale review into their sub-par Olympic TV viewing performance
Like so many Olympic dreams, it started with high expectations. On the eve of the Olympic telecast, the Heath family
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Thousands of Britons report feeling a strange, unfamiliar sensation: ‘winning’
GPs and hospitals around Britain have been inundated with calls from concerned residents who say they are experiencing ‘contentment’, ‘joy’
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The view from Mars: 8 men run flat out to avoid getting hit by an empty bottle
As the Curiosity rover touched down on Mars just hours ago, NASA scientists had a rare chance to shoot the
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Hardcore Aussie sports fans disgusted with Magnussen’s ‘massive’ loss
It was America’s Nathan Adrian first, daylight second and James Magnussen a distant third. Or so it seemed to some
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Australia Urges Britain To Call Off Olympics
After four days of competition and with just one gold medal to its name, Australian has politely asked the organisers