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80% Of All Objects To Be In ‘Keep Calm’ Style Within 3 Years: Report
Four-fifths of all manufactured goods will use ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ style messaging by the year 2017, it has
office satire
‘Strategic’ And ‘Innovative’ To Be Part Of All Mission Statements By 2020
A leading marketing body has called for all company mission statements to include the words ‘strategic’, ‘innovative’ and ‘solutions’ within
Scott Morrison satire
REVEALED: Nando’s behind prank to steal Scott Morrison’s compassion
The mystery behind Immigration Minister Scott Morrison’s missing compassion was solved today when fast food chain Nando’s claimed they had
call centre
Woman’s Phone Call Is Important To Large, Soulless Organisation
A large multinational utility provider that outsourced its call centre facilities last year, values Mary Roberta from Prospect’s phone call.
Christmas satire
Christmas Uniforms Not Humiliating Enough, Retail Workers Say
As retail assistants around the country look forward to another festive season, many say their employers are not giving them
New Department Store Innovation Enables Customers To Send Christmas Gifts Directly To Land-fill
A major low-cost department store says it is ‘cutting out the middle man’ by allowing customers to send its range
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Are your kitchen knives letting you down? Do you spend hours trying to cut the crap out of your life
Commonwealth Bank takes blame for 4×100 relay loss
The Commonwealth Bank has come forward this morning taking full responsibility for Australia’s shock loss in the 4 x 100
McDonalds imposes ban on smiling at all Olympic venues
If you were expecting your Yorkshire pudding to be served with a smile at this year’s London Olympics, you’re out