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New Visa Test To Require Immigrants To Shotgun a VB While Wearing A Bintang Singlet
Tough new visa laws announced this week will require would-be Australians to put away a 375 mil tin of Victoria
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NBN To Be Powered Entirely By Malcolm Turnbull’s Popularity
The Government today announced that it would cut all funding to the national broadband rollout and instead power the network
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Malcolm Turnbull To Be Sold To Fund Coalition Promises
Australia’s most popular politician, Malcolm Turnbull, will be auctioned off to help fund the Coalition’s spending and savings promises, it
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Malcolm Turnbull Launches New Logo For Coalition’s Broadband Policy
Shadow Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull today launched the new logo for the Coalition’s broadband plan, during a captivating overhead projector
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Safety helmets to be made compulsory for all media conferences
Legislation passed Parliament today making it mandatory for anyone – not just politicians – to wear a safety helmet during
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Mayhem Predicted As Political Media Advisers Threaten To Go On Strike
Media advisers working for both Labor and Coalition politicians may go on strike from as early as this Friday after