All posts tagged "malcolm turnbull satire"
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Labor Names Malcolm Turnbull As Candidate For Wentworth By-Election
Up-and-coming local businessman Malcolm Turnbull has been pre-selected as Labor’s candidate for next month’s Wentworth by-election.
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Malcolm Turnbull: “I Can Hold My Head High Knowing I Always Stuck To Other People’s Principles”
Malcolm Turnbull has given an emotional speech to the press gallery, saying he can leave Parliament proud that he always stood up for what other...
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Turnbull Hits Back At Criticism Of His Home’s NBN Connection: “14 Of The Bedrooms Don’t Have Internet Connectivity At All!”
Responding to reports that his harbour-side mansion had been specially connected to high-speed NBN, Malcolm Turnbull today pointed out that more than a dozen bedrooms,...
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Turnbull Living Boyhood Dream Of Desperately Clinging To Power
For as long as he can remember, Malcolm Turnbull has wanted to be an inconsequential, powerless leader at the beck and call of a small...
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Citizenship Audit ‘Too Expensive, Protracted And Inconclusive’ Turnbull Says, As $122 Million Voluntary Postal Survey Enters 8th Week
As uncertainty mounts about the impact of section 44 on the Australian parliament, Malcolm Turnbull says the Government couldn’t possibly consider an expensive, drawn-out process...
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Turnbull Says NBN Is
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull says the
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‘National Energy Guarantee’ Aimed At Securing Power For Australian Households And Malcolm Turnbull
Australian families and the Prime Minister will be able to enjoy reliable power for the foreseeable future, following the announcement of the Coalition’s National Energy...
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Liberal Donor Insists He Has No Influence On Party Policy
A businessman who donated $1.75 million to the Liberal Party has dismissed concerns of undue influence, saying he has absolutely no say in the policy...
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Malcolm Turnbull Skols Glass Of ’88 Shiraz-Grenache At SCG
Malcolm Turnbull has gone one better than former PM Bob Hawke, downing a whole glass of reserve Barossa Shiraz-Grenache in just 18 sips, while watching...
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Malcolm Turnbull’s Leather Jacket Pens Heartfelt Plea For Freedom
In a rare break from its characteristic silence, Malcolm Turnbull’s leather jacket has written an open letter to the Prime Minister, begging for freedom.
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Turnbull Makes Quick Call To Cory Bernardi Before Settling On Which Tie To Wear Today
Saying he wanted to avoid a messy backflip later in the day, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull got on the front foot this morning and rang...
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With Backpacker Tax Passed, Turnbull Considering Following John Key And Going Out On Top Of His Game
Saying there is nothing left for him to achieve in politics after the safe passage of the backpacker tax through parliament, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull...
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PM Keen For Donations Reform. Now Just Looking For Group Or Body With Power To Change Laws
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has given the strongest indication yet that he is open to restricting foreign, corporate and union donations, but says the challenge...
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Finally, Stability
Australia at last has a strong, stable and secure Government that can act as a steady hand for the next three years or more.
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Turnbull Confident Of Retaining Keys To Lodge (Or As He Likes To Call It ‘My 28th Home’)
Malcolm Turnbull says he is confident his party has the numbers to form a majority government, but is not concerned about whether he’ll retain the...
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