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Man With 40 Aliases Found Wandering, Confused, Along Canberra Street
A man who was found wandering dazed, confused and highly agitated in the Parliamentary district of Canberra has been identified
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Annoying Nerdy Guy Still Hanging Around At House Party
A group of friends was tonight wondering how the hell they were going to get rid of that really annoying,
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Change In Strategy: Rudd To Target Adults
Halfway through the campaign and with the polls pointing to a Coalition victory, Kevin Rudd is contemplating a significant change
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Queenslanders Urged To Leave Immediately
Australian families living in Queensland have been told to leave the state as soon as possible, after credible reports were
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Clive Palmer’s Plans To Build 160 Mechanical Dinosaurs Probably The Most Normal Announcement By An Australian Politician This Week
While Tony Abbott and Kevin Rudd were this week trying to outdo each other with increasingly ridiculous ways to scare
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Australian Newspapers As Surprised As Anyone About Refugee Readership Numbers
Australia’s struggling newspapers may have been thrown a lifeline in the form of the lucrative refugee readership segment
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Federal Election To Be Replaced By Boat-Stopping Competition
Australia’s upcoming Federal election is to be scrapped and replaced by a boat-stopping competition, it has been revealed
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“This Guy Behind Me Is The Guy I Turn To When I Need A Second Opinion Or A Broader Perspective”
Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd introduced his chief policy advisor and most-trusted confidant to journalists today, during a press conference
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Rudd Offers Edward Snowden Asylum, On The Condition He Stop Stealing Australian Media Coverage
Prime Minster Kevin Rudd says he would consider offering US fugitive Edward Snowden asylum in Australia, if he would just
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“Federal Labor Candidate” Added To 457 Visa Skills Shortage List
The list of jobs available to foreigners under the specialist 457 visa will be extended to include ‘Federal Labor Candidate’,
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Job Cuts At Fairfax, News Ltd As Leadership Speculation Departments Scrapped
Dozens of journalists were offered redundancies today as the country’s major news outlets shut down the ‘Leadership Speculation’ arms of
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Archaeologists Uncover Kevin Rudd’s Prime Ministership, Buried Beneath A Canberra Car Park
Two and a half years ago Kevin Rudd’s Prime Ministership died while fighting in the Labor Civil War, leading to
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Julia Gillard now almost as popular as Kevin Rudd’s cat
New polls released today show increasing support for Julia Gillard, with her rating as preferred Prime Minister fast approaching the
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Kevin Rudd’s stint in The Naughty Corner passes 5 months
Against the best advice of child discipline experts, Prime Minister Julia Gillard has refused to put a deadline on how