June 30, 2015

Joe Hockey To Use $200k Defamation Money To Buy 10 Exclusive Meetings With Himself

Treasurer Joe Hockey will use the $200,000 he won in his defamation case against Fairfax Media today to buy exclusive

June 10, 2015

Hockey Surprised To Learn Poor People Use Houses

Treasurer Joe Hockey has apologised for statements he made yesterday about buying a first home, saying he didn’t realise low-income

May 13, 2015

Hockey Postpones Budget Emergency Until Next Labor Government

The Budget Emergency that has wreaked havoc on the Australian economy over the past eight years has been put on

May 13, 2015

The Words ‘Fair’ And ‘Headwinds’ Biggest Winners From 2015 Budget

The words ‘fair’, ‘family’ and ‘headwinds’ are set to enjoy a 200% usage boost over the next three months thanks

May 11, 2015

Scott Morrison To Dictate Budget Speech To Joe Hockey Via Small In-Ear Device

In his first budget speech last year Treasurer Joe Hockey read from typed notes. Tomorrow he will be carefully listening

May 6, 2015

Joe Hockey Excitedly Putting Together This Year’s Budget Surprises

Treasurer Joe Hockey was this morning tucked away in his office hiding an array of delightful little surprises all over

March 26, 2015

“The Age Of Entitlement Is Actually 49”, Hockey Admits

Treasurer Joe Hockey has corrected an earlier statement, conceding that The Age of Entitlement is in fact 49, not ‘over’

December 8, 2014

Joe Hockey Has Full Support Of Tony Abbott’s PR Strategy

The Prime Minister’s Public Relations strategy says Joe Hockey is doing a tremendous job and is set to become one