All posts tagged "joe hockey satire"
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Joe Hockey To Use $200k Defamation Money To Buy 10 Exclusive Meetings With Himself
Treasurer Joe Hockey will use the $200,000 he won in his defamation case against Fairfax Media today to buy exclusive access to Treasurer Joe Hockey,...
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Hockey Surprised To Learn Poor People Use Houses
Treasurer Joe Hockey has apologised for statements he made yesterday about buying a first home, saying he didn’t realise low-income earners even used houses at...
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Hockey Postpones Budget Emergency Until Next Labor Government
The Budget Emergency that has wreaked havoc on the Australian economy over the past eight years has been put on hold and will not be...
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The Words ‘Fair’ And ‘Headwinds’ Biggest Winners From 2015 Budget
The words ‘fair’, ‘family’ and ‘headwinds’ are set to enjoy a 200% usage boost over the next three months thanks to plans outlined in last...
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Scott Morrison To Dictate Budget Speech To Joe Hockey Via Small In-Ear Device
In his first budget speech last year Treasurer Joe Hockey read from typed notes. Tomorrow he will be carefully listening to, and then repeating, the...
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Joe Hockey Excitedly Putting Together This Year’s Budget Surprises
Treasurer Joe Hockey was this morning tucked away in his office hiding an array of delightful little surprises all over the upcoming Federal budget.
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“The Age Of Entitlement Is Actually 49”, Hockey Admits
Treasurer Joe Hockey has corrected an earlier statement, conceding that The Age of Entitlement is in fact 49, not ‘over’ as he had previously claimed.
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Joe Hockey Has Full Support Of Tony Abbott’s PR Strategy
The Prime Minister’s Public Relations strategy says Joe Hockey is doing a tremendous job and is set to become one of Australia’s great Treasurers.
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