March 17, 2016

Hockey Pens Letter To New York Times Complaining About Lack Of Seating At Local Pizzerias

Former Treasurer, now US Ambassador Joe Hockey has written to the New York Times again, just days after his letter defending Australia’s

December 9, 2015

Hockey To Balance Dual Tasks Of US Ambassadorship And Finalising 2014 Budget

Former Treasurer Joe Hockey says he is confident he can manage the day-to-day tasks of his new US ambassador role

May 12, 2015

Government Announces Brand New Batch Of Barnacles

The Coalition unveiled a wide range of new barnacles tonight, which it will spend the next twelve months methodically removing

May 11, 2015

Scott Morrison To Dictate Budget Speech To Joe Hockey Via Small In-Ear Device

In his first budget speech last year Treasurer Joe Hockey read from typed notes. Tomorrow he will be carefully listening

April 27, 2015

Hockey Meets With Cabinet To Start Developing Next Year’s Budget Backdowns

Treasurer Joe Hockey met with senior ministers today to start formulating the key 2015 budgetary measures that will be humiliatingly