March 21, 2014

God Sends Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps To Eternal Gay Mardi Gras

Fred Phelps Snr, the former pastor of the gay-hating Westboro Baptist Church, will spend at least the next 10,000 years

March 12, 2014

Middle Class Dog Weighed Down By Family’s Growing Expectations

Five month old Cavoodle Horatio Stockwell was this morning wondering if he’d ever live up to his family’s expectations

January 22, 2014

Climate Change No Longer A Threat, Reader Poll Confirms

Those concerned about climate change can rest easy, following a reader poll in a popular newspaper that revealed the phenomenon

December 4, 2013

Paul Keating Almost Certainly The Best, Most Humble Prime Minister Ever, Says Paul Keating

Most of the significant human achievements of the past fifty years were the brainchild of Paul Keating, Paul Keating has

November 9, 2013

New Science Discoveries To Be Taken To Manus Island For Processing

Any Science found trying to enter Australian institutions would be held in detention on Manus Island before being permanently removed,

September 16, 2013

Clive Palmer Announces Plans To Build A Parallel Universe Where People Take Him Seriously

Mining billionaire and aspiring politician Clive Palmer today revealed plans for his most ambitious building project yet. Dubbed “The Universe

June 14, 2013

Rupert Murdoch Updates His Online Dating Profile

Newly single and with a spring in his step, media mogul Rupert Murdoch was back on the prowl this morning,

May 15, 2013

Surprise! Daft Punk Take Off Their Helmets

The secretive robot-house duo Daft Punk is actually Greg Page and Anthony Field from the Wiggles

May 27, 2012

Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Melbourne’s Myki Ticketing System

Abdul Hameed Muhammad, a senior figure in Al Qaeda has declared that the terrorist group is behind ‘Myki’, Melbourne’s new