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Dutton: “I would’ve had Captain Cook’s boat towed back to England. Unless, of course, it was carrying 850 passengers infected with coronavirus, in which case I would’ve organised a meet-and-greet at Circular Quay”.
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has weighed into the so-called ‘culture wars’ debate about Captain Cook, saying he would’ve had
Lockdown Should Be Extended By Another 2-3 Years, Just To Be Sure, Introverts Say
Saying it was better to be overly cautious at uncertain times like this, the nation’s introverts have called for social
Australians Reminded To Stay At Least 1.5km Away From Sam Newman
Authorities have warned Australians to stay at least 1.5km away from former media personality Sam Newman, in the interests of
Easter Bunny To Come To Australia Via Cruise Ship To Avoid Lockdown Rules
Worried that he may not be able to do his normal Easter deliveries due to the shutdown of Australia’s borders,
“Go On, Off You Fuck”, Queen Tells Coronavirus
Covid-19 can go and eat a bag of dicks, the Queen has said in a rare speech to the nation
When Is It Ok To Leave My House? Australia’s Coronavirus Restrictions Explained
Australians have been told not to leave their house unless it’s absolutely necessary. So what is a permissible reason to
Busloads Of Tourists Are Travelling To Country Towns To Spread Conspiracy Theories, Mate’s Dad Says
A mate’s friend’s uncle’s dad said that busloads of tourists are travelling to his small country town, spreading conspiracy theories,
Contagion And 5 Other Documentaries To Watch While You’re In Lockdown 
With more home-time on the cards, we’re all looking for new shows to watch. If you’re sick of make-believe dramas,
Scott Morrison Defined As Non-Essential Service 
Scott Morrison is not critical to the nation’s response to COVID-19, it has been confirmed
Australia’s 1.2 Million Epidemiologists Take To Social Media To Provide Valuable Expert Advice 
With Australians struggling to make sense of the COVID-19 pandemic, the nation’s 1.2 million epidemic experts have rushed to social
BREAKING: Coronavirus Has Contracted Peter Dutton, Authorities Have Confirmed
COVID-19 has contracted Peter Dutton, it has been revealed
Scott Cam Just Demolished His Reputation On Live TV. Now 5 Lucky Couples Get To Rebuild It!
In a new twist on reality TV favourite The Block, host Scott Cam has completely demolished his own reputation, ready
People Panic-Buying Toilet Paper Are Most Likely To Die From Coronavirus, New Research Confirms 
People who think toilet paper is the most important thing to stock up on during a viral outbreak are probably
Doubts Cast Over Seriousness Of Coronavirus, After Only 97% Of Scientists Claim It Is Real
A growing number of politicians and commentators have questioned the need to treat coronavirus, with many pointing out that only
Prince Andrew Says He Can’t Talk To FBI Due To Rare Vocal Cord Disorder
Prince Andrew has used a series of hand-written signs to reveal that he has a rare vocal cord condition which