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Robots That Built IKEA Chair Now Divorced
Citing ‘irreparable differences’, a pair of Singaporean robots who famously built an IKEA chair last week, has divorced, after the
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McDonald’s Launches New ‘Ethical Options’ Made From Free Range, Cruelty Free Emulsifiers
Fast food giant McDonald’s has joined the movement towards offering more ethical food options, vowing to use only free range
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Jarryd Hayne Signs Lucrative Two-Hour Contract With Parramatta Eels
Sports person Jarryd Hayne has inked an impressive new deal that will see him play with NRL side the Parramatta Eels
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This Millenial Turned An Avocado Into A One-Bedroom Apartment And Now Has A Mortgage Of Just $18
Meet Daniel Jacobson, the 25 year-old engineering graduate who turned a plate of smashed avocado on toast into a cosy
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Melbourne Café Now Selling Deconstructed Irony
A café in North Fitzroy is giving customers all the ingredients they need to make a smug social statement
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New ‘Facebook Memories’ Reminds You What You Did Yesterday
Labelling it a ‘trip down memory lane’, social networking site Facebook today launched a new feature that will remind users
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‘Curating’ Same As ‘Choosing’, Wankers Told
A person who curates fashion, music, food or travel experiences is actually just choosing things, it has been confirmed
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Cool New Little ‘For Lease’ Signs Popping Up All Over Kings Cross
Sydney’s entertainment precinct King’s Cross is undergoing a revival, with a wave of hip new ‘For Lease’ and ‘Closed’ signs setting up in
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Man Who Powers Microsoft’s Internet Explorer To Retire After 20 Year’s Service
Ed Cornigen will wake up at 4:08am on Friday morning, as he’s done for the past 20 years, to wind
LNP Women’s Day Event Moved To Showgirls Gentlemen’s Club
The Liberal National Party has made the decision to shift their International Women’s Day function to Showgirls Gentlemen’s Club following
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Self Checkout Machine Can Do Work Of 6 Totally Useless Humans: Study
Self checkout machines, now popular in supermarkets and stores throughout the country, have the same output as six utterly incompetent

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