April 22, 2018

Robots That Built IKEA Chair Now Divorced

Citing ‘irreparable differences’, a pair of Singaporean robots who famously built an IKEA chair last week, has divorced, after the

March 13, 2018

McDonald’s Launches New ‘Ethical Options’ Made From Free Range, Cruelty Free Emulsifiers

Fast food giant McDonald’s has joined the movement towards offering more ethical food options, vowing to use only free range

November 30, 2017

Jarryd Hayne Signs Lucrative Two-Hour Contract With Parramatta Eels

Sports person Jarryd Hayne has inked an impressive new deal that will see him play with NRL side the Parramatta Eels

May 18, 2017

This Millenial Turned An Avocado Into A One-Bedroom Apartment And Now Has A Mortgage Of Just $18

Meet Daniel Jacobson, the 25 year-old engineering graduate who turned a plate of smashed avocado on toast into a cosy

June 1, 2016

Melbourne Café Now Selling Deconstructed Irony

A café in North Fitzroy is giving customers all the ingredients they need to make a smug social statement

May 10, 2016

New ‘Facebook Memories’ Reminds You What You Did Yesterday

Labelling it a ‘trip down memory lane’, social networking site Facebook today launched a new feature that will remind users

April 7, 2016

‘Curating’ Same As ‘Choosing’, Wankers Told

A person who curates fashion, music, food or travel experiences is actually just choosing things, it has been confirmed

February 16, 2016

Cool New Little ‘For Lease’ Signs Popping Up All Over Kings Cross

Sydney’s entertainment precinct King’s Cross is undergoing a revival, with a wave of hip new ‘For Lease’ and ‘Closed’ signs setting up in

March 19, 2015

Man Who Powers Microsoft’s Internet Explorer To Retire After 20 Year’s Service

Ed Cornigen will wake up at 4:08am on Friday morning, as he’s done for the past 20 years, to wind

March 4, 2015

LNP Women’s Day Event Moved To Showgirls Gentlemen’s Club

The Liberal National Party has made the decision to shift their International Women’s Day function to Showgirls Gentlemen’s Club following

November 17, 2014

Self Checkout Machine Can Do Work Of 6 Totally Useless Humans: Study

Self checkout machines, now popular in supermarkets and stores throughout the country, have the same output as six utterly incompetent