September 24, 2014

ASIO To Watch While You Have Sex

An ASIO agent will be discreetly stationed behind a curtain when you have sex tonight, Attorney-General George Brandis revealed today

August 6, 2014

Brandis Reassures Australians: Data Retention Laws Only For People Using World Wide Web

The Government’s new data retention laws will only apply to those young folk using the Information Superhighway, Attorney-General George Brandis

July 30, 2014

Work For Dole: Jobless To Spend 25 Hours A Week Building New Bookshelf For George Brandis

Australians who receive unemployment benefits will be required to work up to 25 hours each week on the construction of

March 25, 2014

Bigots Relieved To Have Clarity On Rights

Racists, misogynists and narrow-minded fanatics around Australia will go back to being assholes after a period of uncertainty about their

February 11, 2014

Abandoned Toyota Plant To Be Used To Manufacture Bookshelves For George Brandis

“When some businesses close, other businesses open. While some jobs end, others start”. Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s consoling words to

October 15, 2013

George Brandis’ Bookshelf To Be Used To House Asylum Seekers

The very real prospect of Attorney-General George Brandis’ enormous bookshelf going to waste has been averted, with the Coalition today