All posts tagged "George Brandis"
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ASIO To Watch While You Have Sex
An ASIO agent will be discreetly stationed behind a curtain when you have sex tonight, Attorney-General George Brandis revealed today.
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Brandis Reassures Australians: Data Retention Laws Only For People Using World Wide Web
The Government’s new data retention laws will only apply to those young folk using the Information Superhighway, Attorney-General George Brandis has confirmed.
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Work For Dole: Jobless To Spend 25 Hours A Week Building New Bookshelf For George Brandis
Australians who receive unemployment benefits will be required to work up to 25 hours each week on the construction of a new bookshelf for Coalition...
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Bigots Relieved To Have Clarity On Rights
Racists, misogynists and narrow-minded fanatics around Australia will go back to being assholes after a period of uncertainty about their rights.
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Abandoned Toyota Plant To Be Used To Manufacture Bookshelves For George Brandis
“When some businesses close, other businesses open. While some jobs end, others start”. Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s consoling words to Australia’s manufacturing industry yesterday were...
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George Brandis’ Bookshelf To Be Used To House Asylum Seekers
The very real prospect of Attorney-General George Brandis’ enormous bookshelf going to waste has been averted, with the Coalition today announcing plans to use the...
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