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Gina rinehart satire
Gina Rinehart Reassures Joe Hockey: “I Inherited A $47 Billion Hole Too, And Everything Turned Out Ok”
Mining magnate Gina Rinehart has offered Federal Treasurer Joe Hockey her support after the Coalition today announced it had inherited
Australian 2013 election satire
Coalition Costings To Be Presented In Picture-Book Format
Opposition Treasury Spokesman Joe Hockey will release the final details of the Coalition’s policy costings in a beautifully illustrated picture
Australian satire
When We Said We Wanted The Australian Dollar To “Go Down”, We Actually Meant “Stay The Same”
Australians have come to the realisation that life will be an absolute misery with a lower Australian dollar. It comes
Joe Hockey and Tony Abbott satire
Coalition MPs Unsure How They Will Describe Australian Economy If It Actually Does Go Into Recession
Coalition MPs were locked in crises talks this morning after it became apparent they had run out of ways to
Wayne Swan satire
Wayne Swan Accidently Spends Entire Proceeds Of Mining Tax
It was supposed to be just a few quiet knock-off drinks on a Friday afternoon after another gruelling week in
Robert Mugabe satire
Mugabe To Spend Zimbabwe’s Last $217 On Channel 9 Cricket Memorabilia
Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe has invested his country’s remaining bank balance – $217 – into a “Steve Waugh: Twin Tons
house prices
Conversations About House Prices Up 11% Year-On-Year
Figures released today show that the number of conversations about house prices continues to rise in Australia, with social gatherings
Jenny Macklin satire
Budget Back In Surplus As Jenny Macklin Takes Massive Pay Cut
Families Minister Jenny Macklin’s generous offer to cut her pay from $6,321 a week to just $246 a week has
Donald Trump to get penis surgically removed from forehead
Reality TV star and business magnate Donald Trump announced today that he will undergo surgery to remove genitalia from his
utility bills
EXPOSED: It’s not just electricity; your water and gas bills could go up too if you increase usage
In stunning revelations today, experts have warned that a wide range of your household bills could go up if you
Commonwealth Bank takes blame for 4×100 relay loss
The Commonwealth Bank has come forward this morning taking full responsibility for Australia’s shock loss in the 4 x 100
HSU credit card
Plans for budget surplus in tatters after HSU credit card confiscated
The Labor Government’s much trumpeted budget surplus appears under serious threat now that Craig Thomson’s Health Services Union credit card
Pocket money to go as Swan delivers household surplus
It was a tough family budget with few highpoints and plenty of cuts, but Wayne Swan managed to keep the