December 17, 2013

Gina Rinehart Reassures Joe Hockey: “I Inherited A $47 Billion Hole Too, And Everything Turned Out Ok”

Mining magnate Gina Rinehart has offered Federal Treasurer Joe Hockey her support after the Coalition today announced it had inherited

August 29, 2013

Coalition Costings To Be Presented In Picture-Book Format

Opposition Treasury Spokesman Joe Hockey will release the final details of the Coalition’s policy costings in a beautifully illustrated picture

June 21, 2013

When We Said We Wanted The Australian Dollar To “Go Down”, We Actually Meant “Stay The Same”

Australians have come to the realisation that life will be an absolute misery with a lower Australian dollar. It comes

June 20, 2013

Coalition MPs Unsure How They Will Describe Australian Economy If It Actually Does Go Into Recession

Coalition MPs were locked in crises talks this morning after it became apparent they had run out of ways to

February 18, 2013

Wayne Swan Accidently Spends Entire Proceeds Of Mining Tax

It was supposed to be just a few quiet knock-off drinks on a Friday afternoon after another gruelling week in

February 1, 2013

Mugabe To Spend Zimbabwe’s Last $217 On Channel 9 Cricket Memorabilia

Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe has invested his country’s remaining bank balance – $217 – into a “Steve Waugh: Twin Tons

January 16, 2013

Conversations About House Prices Up 11% Year-On-Year

Figures released today show that the number of conversations about house prices continues to rise in Australia, with social gatherings

January 1, 2013

Budget Back In Surplus As Jenny Macklin Takes Massive Pay Cut

Families Minister Jenny Macklin’s generous offer to cut her pay from $6,321 a week to just $246 a week has

November 8, 2012

Donald Trump to get penis surgically removed from forehead

Reality TV star and business magnate Donald Trump announced today that he will undergo surgery to remove genitalia from his

October 10, 2012

EXPOSED: It’s not just electricity; your water and gas bills could go up too if you increase usage

In stunning revelations today, experts have warned that a wide range of your household bills could go up if you

August 30, 2012

Gina Rinehart’s 5 Easy Steps To Becoming Rich

1. Make sure your dad is really wealthy Do whatever you have to do to be born into enormous wealth

July 30, 2012

Commonwealth Bank takes blame for 4×100 relay loss

The Commonwealth Bank has come forward this morning taking full responsibility for Australia’s shock loss in the 4 x 100

May 8, 2012

Plans for budget surplus in tatters after HSU credit card confiscated

The Labor Government’s much trumpeted budget surplus appears under serious threat now that Craig Thomson’s Health Services Union credit card

May 7, 2012

Pocket money to go as Swan delivers household surplus

It was a tough family budget with few highpoints and plenty of cuts, but Wayne Swan managed to keep the