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Australians Urge Queensland To Keep Border Closed Indefinitely
Australians have warmed to Queensland’s strict stance on re-opening its borders, saying the state should seriously consider staying shut on
Josh Frydenberg says he has the numbers to challenge Scott Morrison, with the support of two billion MPs already locked in
Treasurer and deputy Liberal Party leader Josh Frydenberg says he has the support within the party required to topple Scott
“When I want to test my eyesight, I jump behind the wheel of a moving vehicle”, by Dominic Cummings
There has been a lot of speculation and innuendo about my movements throughout April during the time I was sick
Josh Frydenberg Says $60 Billion JobKeeper Windfall Will Be Split Evenly Between All 885 Million Australians
Treasurer Josh Frydenberg says he is determined to turn the $60 billion JobKeeper calculation blunder into a positive, promising an
You Think Coronavirus Is Bad? Wait Until The Bill Gates Conspiracy Theorists Hear About Track Changes
Using 5G technology to create a global pandemic so you can use vaccinations to mind-control a global population is bad.
Obamagate Explained
A lot of people have been asking for an explanation of Obamagate. It’s a huge scandal. What happened was very,
Coronavirus Vaccine Still 12-18 Million Clickbait Articles Away
Those eagerly awaiting a COVID-19 vaccine will need to wait a little longer, with experts saying we will need to
In the interests of the health of its customers, McDonald’s has announced it will close all of its stores permanently
Saying the health of its customers was its top priority, McDonald’s has made the decision to permanently close all 970
Trump Now Claiming You Can’t Get Coronavirus If You’ve Still Got Bieber Fever
In the latest in a series of strange claims about coronavirus, US President Donald Trump has told reporters that people
Protesters Call For Bill Gates To Be Arrested For Introducing ‘Clippy’ The Microsoft Office Assistant
Protesters at a Melbourne rally today called for Bill Gates to be arrested for secretly inventing the COVID-19 virus, but
Andrew Bolt furiously penning think piece about how George Pell couldn’t possibly be expected to know that paedophilia was inappropriate
News Corp columnist Andrew Bolt was today putting the finishing touches to an opinion piece which will argue that people
Woman Changes Name To ‘Ruby Princess’ So She Can Do Whatever The Fuck She Wants
A Sydney woman is going on a three-day bender this weekend after changing her name from Jenny Warren to Ruby
Time To Start Loosening Lockdown Restrictions, Virus Says
The COVID-19 virus has called on the government to get people back to work as soon as possible
Correct Pronunciation Of X Æ A-12 Is: “My · Pa-rents · Are · Wan-kers”
Experts have confirmed that the correct pronunciation of tech billionaire Elon Musk and singer Grimes’s newborn child X Æ A-12
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Jacinda Ardern Only One With Stable Enough Internet To Dial Into Meeting With Australian Leaders
The much-talked meeting between Jacinda Ardern and Australia’s national cabinet had to be abandoned today, after none of Australia’s state