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Furious protester demands to know what the fuck he is protesting about
"Enough lies. I want answers”
PM convinced people around him chanting “siuuu” not “boo”
“I’ve always thought of myself as the Cristiano Ronaldo of politicians"
Anti-vaxxers hold emergency meeting to prepare new excuses, after provisional approval of Novavax
"We're going to need some new conspiracy theories"
“Toddlers should be allowed to drive forklifts”, says toddler in charge of country
"If a child can operate a country, they should be allowed to operate heavy machinery"
Djokovic begins French Open preparations, with plans to contract COVID in early May
"I've been working a lot on my timing"
Australians annoyed that English cricketers can get test results within 3 days
"I've been waiting for my test result for over a week"
Government deports itself for stoking anti-vax sentiment
"The Government is a risk to civil order and public health"
Last-minute reprieve allows Pastor Djokovic to attend two-week ‘Aust Open Church Youth Camp’
“It’s a youth camp. It’s definitely not an international tennis tournament”.
NSW Police demand Hillsong stop playing music: “Nothing to do with COVID – the music is just fucking awful”
"No-one should be subjected to this utter shit"
Morrison confirms order of 10 million RATs, encourages other Australian families to do the same
"This should give Australians reassurance that I have what I need"
“We’re actually professional tennis players” immigration detainees say
“We came here to play the 2013 Australian Open. Sorry, we probably should’ve mentioned that at the time”
Innovative new shopping service allows customers to send Christmas gifts directly to landfill
"Cut out the middle man"
Ballarat protesters evoke famous moment when Eureka rebels demanded you do your own research on Google
The crowd re-enacted the time Peter Lalor read a thread on 4chan that proved the Victorian Government was funded by Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates
Can-do capitalism: an explainer
It uses an advanced form of resource allocation known as ‘corruption’
News Corp posts $61m loss, announces plans to sell off Australian Government
Gina Rinehart and Clive Palmer – who already own the National Party – have expressed interest in increasing their overall share


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