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Direct Correlation Between Shitness Of Ringtone And Time Taken To Find Phone In Handbag, Research Confirms
The more infantile a person’s ringtone, the longer it will take them to realise the phone is theirs, search through
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New Paleo Bars Replicate The Convenience And Packaging Of Stone-Age Snack Foods
A new range of paleo bars replicate the ease, convenience and colourful packaging that cavemen would have been accustomed to,
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Bieber Cancels World Tour Citing Unethical Conditions: “I Had To Listen To Justin Bieber Songs Every Night For Months”
Justin Bieber says a work contract which forced him to listen to truly appalling music night after night was unreasonable
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“I Can’t Function In The Morning Without Telling People How Dependent I Am On Coffee”
Melbourne woman Lucy Bailey literally can’t get going in the morning until her third, or sometimes even fourth, conversation about coffee
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Donald Trump Jr Says Meeting With Russia Was ‘Nyet Big Deal’
Claiming that his twenty minute meeting with a Russian lawyer was nothing more than a Простой разговор между двумя незнакомцами,
Trump and Sons
Parents, Remember To Tell Your Child They’re A High Quality Person Today
In the hustle and bustle of modern daily life, it can be easy to forget the simple power of words.
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US Threatens North Korea With Official Trump Visit
America has responded strongly to North Korean military aggression, threatening to launch a full scale visit by President Donald Trump
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Beyoncé, Jay-Z Name Twins ‘Paywall’ And ‘Ca-ching’
Power couple Beyoncé and Jay-Z have given their new twins the gorgeous names ‘Paywall’ and ‘Ca-Ching’, which they say are
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New Hipster Bar Now Selling Jam In Schooner Glass
A local pub in Bondi has started selling organic, fair trade raspberry jam in schooner glasses, after realising they were
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Dustin Hoffman Reveals: ‘I Got Vaccinated So I Could Properly Portray The Autistic Side Of Rain Man’
Dustin Hoffman has never been one to do things by halves. For the 1982 movie Tootsie, Hoffman wore woman’s clothes
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Fuck, It’s June
More as the story unfolds
phone science
Science Is A Hoax, Man Types On Small Electronic Device That Can Do Everything
Science is an elitist fraud, a man has typed on a 150 gram device that can take photos, make phone
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Illegal Votes? Reports Mysterious Foreigner Voted 3 Million Times In US Election
Donald Trump’s repeated claim that millions of illegal votes were cast in the recent presidential election appear to be true,
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Historic! Here’s The Original Inauguration Speech Before It Was Translated Into English
Главный судья Робертс, президент Картер, президент Клинтон, президент Буш, президент Обама, дорогие американцы, и люди мира: Спасибо. Мы, граждане Америки,
Google Accidently Pays Tax In April Fool’s Day Gag Gone Wrong
"Fuck! Now we've only made $800 billion profit"