All posts tagged "fake news"
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Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg – who died of heart complications at his Californian home today – says the proliferation of fake news stories on the...
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Child Surprised To Learn Santa Dresses Up As Dad For Other 364 Days A Year
Local child Jackson Cummins says everything makes sense now, after learning that Santa Claus dresses up as his dad for the 364 days that he...
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New iPhone 8 Battery Life Expanded To Accommodate Centrelink’s Average Hold Time
In a nod to its Australian customers, tech giant Apple has unveiled a new iPhone with a beefed up fourteen-hour battery life – long enough...
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Outrage! North Korea Drops Nuclear Test Just DAYS After Taylor’s Single
In a twist no one saw coming, North Korea has thrown serious shade at T-Swift by releasing their nuclear test in the same week as...
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Ronald McDonald Statues To Be Removed – Found To Be Offensive To Absolutely Everyone
More than 12,000 Ronald McDonald statues will be torn down over the next month after it was realised they were totally fucking creepy and weird.
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Channel Ten To Air The Project Eleven Nights A Week, In Attempt To Reverse Ratings Decline
Channel Ten will extend its flagship news and entertainment program to a further five nights a week, as ratings across the network continue to decline.
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Smoking e-Cigarettes Significantly Lowers Risk Of Looking Cool, Report Finds
Vaping decreases the risk of contracting cancer and fitting in socially, a report has found.
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Direct Correlation Between Shitness Of Ringtone And Time Taken To Find Phone In Handbag, Research Confirms
The more infantile a person’s ringtone, the longer it will take them to realise the phone is theirs, search through their handbag, undo five different...
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New Paleo Bars Replicate The Convenience And Packaging Of Stone-Age Snack Foods
A new range of paleo bars replicate the ease, convenience and colourful packaging that cavemen would have been accustomed to, the products’ manufacturers say.
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Bieber Cancels World Tour Citing Unethical Conditions: “I Had To Listen To Justin Bieber Songs Every Night For Months”
Justin Bieber says a work contract which forced him to listen to truly appalling music night after night was unreasonable and unethical, and he will...
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“I Can’t Function In The Morning Without Telling People How Dependent I Am On Coffee”
Melbourne woman Lucy Bailey literally can’t get going in the morning until her third, or sometimes even fourth, conversation about coffee.
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Donald Trump Jr Says Meeting With Russia Was ‘Nyet Big Deal’
Claiming that his twenty minute meeting with a Russian lawyer was nothing more than a Простой разговор между двумя незнакомцами, Donald Trump Junior says that...
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Parents, Remember To Tell Your Child They’re A High Quality Person Today
In the hustle and bustle of modern daily life, it can be easy to forget the simple power of words. So make it part of...
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US Threatens North Korea With Official Trump Visit
America has responded strongly to North Korean military aggression, threatening to launch a full scale visit by President Donald Trump if the Asian nation doesn’t...
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Beyoncé, Jay-Z Name Twins ‘Paywall’ And ‘Ca-ching’
Power couple Beyoncé and Jay-Z have given their new twins the gorgeous names ‘Paywall’ and ‘Ca-Ching’, which they say are representative of their beliefs and...
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