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hot cross buns
Hot Cross Buns In Supermarkets Already
Hot Cross Buns have begun to appear on supermarket shelves, it has been revealed
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Jennifer Aniston Gives Birth To 10-Year-Old Child Following Prolonged Pregnancy
After more than a decade of pregnancy rumours, Jennifer Aniston has finally given birth to a healthy 10-year-old boy, believed
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Dog Descended From Wild Animals May Die If Not Fed $80-A-Bag Food
A small dog whose ancestors survived for thousands of years on scraps and raw meat can only stomach a scientifically-developed
self checkout machines
Supermarket Looking To Hire Casual Self Checkout Machines For Busy Christmas Period
A local supermarket has put the call out for self checkout machines that are available to work Friday nights and
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Increase In GST To Create Fairer, Broader System Where Apple Still Pays No Tax
A modern Australia requires a broader-based taxation system where multinationals like Apple, Ikea, and Chevron pay their fair share of
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Nation Willing To Offer Cash For People Smuggler To Leave Country
Australians have pitched in to offer a pile of hundreds as an enticement for an alleged people smuggler to leave our
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Vaping Sausages May Be Safer, Word Health Organisation Says
Electronic sausages and bacon may assist in the process of quitting, the World Health Organisation said today. 
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Star Wars Releases New Film To Tie In With Merchandise
A new feature length film has been rushed into production to be ready in time for the next instalment of
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Today Best Day Ever Since Yesterday, Dog Confirms
Today is the most amazing day in the world ever, local dog Rufus has reported. It comes after yesterday and
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Food On Wooden Board Same As Food On Plate
Food served on a polished chopping board is identical to food supplied on a plate, it has been revealed
Donald Trump Believes In Sanctity Of Being Married Three Times
Billionaire and US Presidential candidate Donald Trump says marriage should be between a man and a woman, and then another
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Australians To Use Today’s Leap Second As Valuable Opportunity To Check Phone Again
Australians are reminded to wind their clocks back by one second tonight, when a leap second is added to the
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New ‘Real Café™’ Nespresso Machine Comes With Beard
Billed as “the closest thing to actually being in a café”, the new Nespresso coffee pod machine comes with bushy
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Human Life Now Entirely Taken Up With Checking Things
Humans now have something to do in the dead time between checking their phones and checking their iPad
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New ‘Corporate’ Barbie Doll Earns 85% Of Ken’s Salary
She’s ambitious, smart, and earns almost as much as Ken did for the same role in 2002. Meet the new