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Hot Cross Buns In Supermarkets Already
By The Shovel on April 17, 2017
Hot Cross Buns have begun to appear on supermarket shelves, it has been revealed.
Jennifer Aniston Gives Birth To 10-Year-Old Child Following Prolonged Pregnancy
By The Shovel on July 14, 2016
After more than a decade of pregnancy rumours, Jennifer Aniston has finally given birth to a healthy 10-year-old boy, believed to have been conceived in...
Dog Descended From Wild Animals May Die If Not Fed $80-A-Bag Food
By The Shovel on January 21, 2016
A small dog whose ancestors survived for thousands of years on scraps and raw meat can only stomach a scientifically-developed mix of organic chicken liver...
Supermarket Looking To Hire Casual Self Checkout Machines For Busy Christmas Period
By The Shovel on November 26, 2015
A local supermarket has put the call out for self checkout machines that are available to work Friday nights and weekend shifts in the lead...
Increase In GST To Create Fairer, Broader System Where Apple Still Pays No Tax
By The Shovel on November 11, 2015
A modern Australia requires a broader-based taxation system where multinationals like Apple, Ikea, and Chevron pay their fair share of no tax, Government papers show.
Nation Willing To Offer Cash For People Smuggler To Leave Country
By The Shovel on October 29, 2015
Australians have pitched in to offer a pile of hundreds as an enticement for an alleged people smuggler to leave our shores.
Vaping Sausages May Be Safer, Word Health Organisation Says
By The Shovel on October 27, 2015
Electronic sausages and bacon may assist in the process of quitting, the World Health Organisation said today.
Star Wars Releases New Film To Tie In With Merchandise
By The Shovel on October 22, 2015
A new feature length film has been rushed into production to be ready in time for the next instalment of Star Wars merchandise.
Today Best Day Ever Since Yesterday, Dog Confirms
By The Shovel on September 27, 2015
Today is the most amazing day in the world ever, local dog Rufus has reported. It comes after yesterday and the day before were also...
Food On Wooden Board Same As Food On Plate
By The Shovel on July 15, 2015
Food served on a polished chopping board is identical to food supplied on a plate, it has been revealed.
Donald Trump Believes In Sanctity Of Being Married Three Times
By The Shovel on July 7, 2015
Billionaire and US Presidential candidate Donald Trump says marriage should be between a man and a woman, and then another woman, and then one more...
Australians To Use Today’s Leap Second As Valuable Opportunity To Check Phone Again
By The Shovel on June 30, 2015
Australians are reminded to wind their clocks back by one second tonight, when a leap second is added to the world’s time.
New ‘Real Café™’ Nespresso Machine Comes With Beard
By The Shovel on June 2, 2015
Billed as “the closest thing to actually being in a café”, the new Nespresso coffee pod machine comes with bushy facial hair and silently judges...
Human Life Now Entirely Taken Up With Checking Things
By The Shovel on April 28, 2015
Humans now have something to do in the dead time between checking their phones and checking their iPad.
New ‘Corporate’ Barbie Doll Earns 85% Of Ken’s Salary
By The Shovel on April 14, 2015
She’s ambitious, smart, and earns almost as much as Ken did for the same role in 2002. Meet the new ‘Corporate Barbie’, released by Mattel...

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