April 17, 2017

Hot Cross Buns In Supermarkets Already

Hot Cross Buns have begun to appear on supermarket shelves, it has been revealed

July 14, 2016

Jennifer Aniston Gives Birth To 10-Year-Old Child Following Prolonged Pregnancy

After more than a decade of pregnancy rumours, Jennifer Aniston has finally given birth to a healthy 10-year-old boy, believed

January 21, 2016

Dog Descended From Wild Animals May Die If Not Fed $80-A-Bag Food

A small dog whose ancestors survived for thousands of years on scraps and raw meat can only stomach a scientifically-developed

November 26, 2015

Supermarket Looking To Hire Casual Self Checkout Machines For Busy Christmas Period

A local supermarket has put the call out for self checkout machines that are available to work Friday nights and

November 11, 2015

Increase In GST To Create Fairer, Broader System Where Apple Still Pays No Tax

A modern Australia requires a broader-based taxation system where multinationals like Apple, Ikea, and Chevron pay their fair share of

October 29, 2015

Nation Willing To Offer Cash For People Smuggler To Leave Country

Australians have pitched in to offer a pile of hundreds as an enticement for an alleged people smuggler to leave our

October 27, 2015

Vaping Sausages May Be Safer, Word Health Organisation Says

Electronic sausages and bacon may assist in the process of quitting, the World Health Organisation said today. 

October 22, 2015

Star Wars Releases New Film To Tie In With Merchandise

A new feature length film has been rushed into production to be ready in time for the next instalment of

September 27, 2015

Today Best Day Ever Since Yesterday, Dog Confirms

Today is the most amazing day in the world ever, local dog Rufus has reported. It comes after yesterday and

July 15, 2015

Food On Wooden Board Same As Food On Plate

Food served on a polished chopping board is identical to food supplied on a plate, it has been revealed

July 7, 2015

Donald Trump Believes In Sanctity Of Being Married Three Times

Billionaire and US Presidential candidate Donald Trump says marriage should be between a man and a woman, and then another

June 30, 2015

Australians To Use Today’s Leap Second As Valuable Opportunity To Check Phone Again

Australians are reminded to wind their clocks back by one second tonight, when a leap second is added to the

June 2, 2015

New ‘Real Café™’ Nespresso Machine Comes With Beard

Billed as “the closest thing to actually being in a café”, the new Nespresso coffee pod machine comes with bushy

April 28, 2015

Human Life Now Entirely Taken Up With Checking Things

Humans now have something to do in the dead time between checking their phones and checking their iPad

April 14, 2015

New ‘Corporate’ Barbie Doll Earns 85% Of Ken’s Salary

She’s ambitious, smart, and earns almost as much as Ken did for the same role in 2002. Meet the new