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The Shovel’s definitive profile of Barnaby Joyce
"In 2019 Joyce was involved in a controversial Government purchase of $80 million of water. He later revealed it was to cure a thumping hangover"
Woman relieved she’ll finally be able to drain her super to help increase house prices
"I’m just pleased there’s a party out there that will give me an opportunity to fuck up my future while contributing to the nation’s housing affordability crisis”
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Turnbull Confident Of Retaining Keys To Lodge (Or As He Likes To Call It ‘My 28th Home’)
Malcolm Turnbull says he is confident his party has the numbers to form a majority government, but is not concerned
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If An Election Were Held Today We’d Be Massively Underprepared, Electoral Commission Says
Neither Malcolm Turnbull nor Bill Shorten would win an election if it were held today, because the AEC hasn’t even got
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Mirabella Reveals: “Even Voters Are Against Me”
Following her allegation that the Liberal Party is trying to undermine her, Sophie Mirabella now claims that voters may be
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Turnbull Launches Election Pitch: “I Was Fucking Born For This”
Saying it would be a very dangerous plan to mess with fate, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has reminded voters that