All posts tagged "dutton satire"
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Biloela Tamil Family Re-Enters Australia As High-Rolling Crown Casino Au Pairs
The young Tamil family deported to Christmas Island at the weekend have been granted a last minute reprieve by Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton, after...
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Dutton Dismisses ‘Job For Mates’ Allegation On Basis He Has No Mates
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton says the allegation that he helped a friend get a job at Border Force is patently false, quite simply because...
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Dutton: “My Biggest Regret Is I Wasted Time Learning To Smile”
Peter Dutton says the hours he spent in front of a mirror last week trying to get his lips to move in an upward direction...
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Dutton Moves His Childcare Centres To Nauru To Avoid Any Conflict
Peter Dutton moved his childcare clients to Nauru last night, in an attempt to circumvent any contravention of section 44 of the Constitution.
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Wet Cardboard Box Announces It Will Run As Third, More Charismatic Consensus Candidate
A soggy old box in an alleyway near Parliament House has come forward as a viable alternative to Peter Dutton, saying it would run on...
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Sacha Baron Cohen Reveals Latest Character
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton is actually the latest creation of British actor Sacha Baron Cohen.
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