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Trump To Run Nation Like He Runs A Business (US To Be Declared Bankrupt Next June)
President-elect Donald Trump says he will apply the same techniques to running the country as he has with his businesses,
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Trump To Build Brutal Island Prison For Illegal Immigrants (Oh No Wait, That’s Australia)
US President Donald Trump* says he will custom build a secretive island prison in the middle of the ocean, to lock
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Oh Fuck
“Jesus H Fuckety fucking fuck fuck fuck,” the world said in a carefully-worded statement today
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Trump’s 1,418th Sexist Comment Final Straw For Outraged Republicans
Republican Party stalwarts say they are shocked at Donald Trump’s recently-revealed sexist comment, his 1,418th of the campaign
Republican Party Denounces Blatant Sexism, Calls For Return To Thinly-Veiled Sexism
Senior figures in the US Republican Party say Donald Trump’s sexist comments do not represent their party, which usually makes
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I’m The Only Person Qualified To Take On ISIS, Reality TV Host Says
Saying he knew all the best things to do, a former host of Celebrity Apprentice today claimed he was uniquely
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US One Step Closer To Electing First Child President
In another historic milestone, the US Republican Party have nominated Donald Trump as their Presidential candidate, putting the 70 year-old little
Trump Vows To Stop Birds Migrating To America This Summer
Donald Trump says he will put an end to the ‘unsustainable’ mass migration of birds to the US for the
This Is Not A Fucking Game Show, Rest Of World Reminds America
Choosing a Presidential candidate is not the same as choosing which contestant will go through to the next round of
Palin Brings Much-Needed Intellectual Rigour To Trump Campaign
Former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin came out in support of Donald Trump today, a move which some experts say is