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Man At Centre Of Gun Debate Is Paid Actor
A man who has been at the centre of America’s gun debate since the Florida school shooting tragedy, is actually
Donald Trump guns
“At This Terrible Time It Is My Job To Make You Feel Safe” President Tells NRA
In a speech following the recent school shooting, US President Donald Trump has told gun advocacy groups that they have
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US Government Shutdown: Americans Surprised To Learn Government Was Previously Operational
Americans were stunned to discover that their Government had shutdown this weekend, having been totally unaware that it had even
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Trump Announces Plans To Count To A Million
US President Donald Trump will count to a tremendously large number, it has been confirmed
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Donald Trump Uses Twitter’s New 280 Character Limit To Write Down All The Words He Knows
Twitter’s increased character limit has been met with a mixed response so far. But its most famous user is said
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“If Only We’d Known He Was A Flawed Candidate Before The Election” Disillusioned Americans Say
Disheartened Americans are wishing there was some kind of sign or warning that Donald Trump would turn out to be
Sign Language Interpreter For Trump’s UN Speech Just Using Middle Fingers
Experienced United Nations sign language interpreter Julia Marizo said her translation of Donald Trump’s speech involved nothing but waiving her
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Trump Orders Testing Of New, More Powerful 280 Character Tweet, As North Korea Crisis Escalates  
Donald Trump has asked US scientists to begin development of a longer, more potent Tweet apparatus, upping the ante in
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War on Drugs: Trump Agrees To Put His Name On Ecstasy Tablets To Ensure Its Business Model Fails
As part of the US Government’s ongoing War on Drugs, US President Donald Trump has generously agreed to lend his
Trump Promises ‘Jobs For All Americans’ (One At A Time As Communications Director)
President Donald Trump has made good on his promise to put all Americans in work, with each of the 250
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Trump Issues Fifth Final Warning To North Korea On Missile Launches
Donald Trump says he will definitely and absolutely, without a doubt, possibly launch military action against North Korea if they
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Donald Trump Jr Says Meeting With Russia Was ‘Nyet Big Deal’
Claiming that his twenty minute meeting with a Russian lawyer was nothing more than a Простой разговор между двумя незнакомцами,
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Trump Quietly Hides Tax Returns In Western Wall
In a poignant moment on his Middle East visit, US President Donald Trump took time out to hide his tax
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Trump’s First 100 Days Have Had Way More Days Than Obama’s First 100 Days, White House Says
White House spokesperson Sean Spicer says Donald Trump’s first 100 days in office contained the largest number of days ever
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Religious Extremist Enters Country
Security has been stepped up across Sydney after police were alerted to a religious extremist who had somehow found his way