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ScoMo Brought Into Australian Test Team After Producing World-Class Spin 
Nathan Lyon will make way for Scott Morrison in Australia’s test line-up, after the Prime Minister proved to selectors he
Dutton Calls For Turnback Of Boat Spotted Off Coast Of Mallacoota
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has asked Australian Border Force to intercept a boat spotted off the coast of Mallacoota
PM’s Office Confirms Scott Morrison Will Return From The Holiday He Didn’t Take
Scott Morrison will be on the next flight back from the holiday he didn’t take, his office has confirmed
Sydneysiders Rush To Smoking Lounges To Get Relief From Sydney’s Air
People from around Sydney have descended on smoking lounges across the country, in an effort to get a break from
Sydney Takes Up Smoking, In Desperate Bid To Be Cooler Than Melbourne
Sydney smokes now, friends have revealed
Morrison Finally Responds To Sydney Smoke Crisis By Announcing Religious Discrimination Bill
After weeks of silence Prime Minister Scott Morrison has finally responded to the smoke crisis engulfing Australia’s biggest city, releasing
BREAKING: Russia Cleared To Compete In 2020 US Elections
Defending champions Russia will be allowed to take part in next year’s presidential election as normal, it has been confirmed
Albo Returns To Traditional Labor Values, Promising To Distribute Climate Change More Equally Across Entire Nation
Confirming his support for coal yesterday, Labor leader Anthony Albanese said his party offered a genuine alternative to the Coalition,
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Angus Taylor Says He Knows For Certain Naomi Wolf Was At Oxford In 1991 Because He Had A Medical Condition Which Meant He Couldn’t Sweat 
Embattled energy minister Angus Taylor says he knows for certain writer Naomi Wolf was at Oxford in 1991 because he
542 Signs You May Be A Perfectionist
Rural MP George Christensen Says He Went To A Manila Strip Club 28 Times To Help Break The Drought
National’s MP George Christensen has defended his right to spend as many as 300 days at a strip club in
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Nation Rushes To Get Counselling After Imagining George Christensen In A Strip Club 
Millions of Australians have asked for psychological assistance after being presented with the mental image of the member for Dawson
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Under 9’s Fast Bowler Shortens Run-Up To Just 140 Metres
Eight year-old express bowler Jai Matthews has confirmed his next delivery will be off a short run of just 140
Westpac Asks If It’s Ok To Pay Fine With Briefcase Of Unmarked Bills
Outgoing Westpac chief Brian Hartzer has asked regulators if it would be ok to settle their impending fine for money
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Trump Pardons Turkey, And Other Authoritarian Nations, At Annual Thanksgiving Ceremony