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Jeff Bezos To Help Address Climate Change By Getting Environment To Work Harder
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos says we should be getting an extra 6-7% efficiency out of the environment, minimum
People Take Cruises For Fun, Surprising New Research Confirms
People entrap themselves on cramped, disease-infested boats by choice, it has been revealed
George Calombaris Receives Emergency Government Assistance After Renaming His Restaurant ‘The Toorak Croquet & Duck Shooting Club’
George Calombaris’s restaurant empire has avoided going into receivership after being allocated a $10 million Federal Government grant to upgrade
Richard Di Natale Resigns, Grows Beard, Then Returns To Greens’ Leadership
Greens’ senator Richard Di Natale has stepped down from the leadership, grown a beard, changed his name and then returned
Barnaby Joyce Asks For Privacy, As He Announces Plan To Return To National Party Leadership
Barnaby Joyce has announced his intention to challenge for the National Party leadership, saying he wants to step back from
Most Coronavirus Cases Caused By Arson, The Australian Claims
At least two thirds of all instances of the deadly coronavirus have been deliberately started by arsonists, the country’s national
Now Is Not The Time To Talk About Coronavirus, Morrison Says
Talking about coronavirus while millions of people are at threat from it, is completely inappropriate, the Prime Minister says
Prince Andrew Says He Can’t Talk To FBI Because He Doesn’t Have Vocal Cords
Prince Andrew has used a series of hand-written signs to reveal that he has a rare vocal cord condition which
Australia Day Honours: Fraser Anning Awarded For Services To Race Relations
Former senator and current neo-Nazi Fraser Anning has been honoured for his tireless work advocating for racial equality
“Credit Where It’s Due: Bettina Arndt’s Work For Men’s Rights Means Men Finally Have Influence In Australia”
EDITORIAL: The decision to award men’s rights activist Bettina Arndt an Order Of Australia for services to gender equality has
Sex Is Only For Heterosexual Couples, Says Man Wearing GORGEOUS Gold Hat
An English man wearing a stunning yellow and gold striped dress, delightfully accessorised with a striking gold and emerald green
Red Cross Appoints Bridget McKenzie, To Ensure Bushfire Money Goes Where It’s Needed Most
The Australian Red Cross has responded to the public’s concerns about its allocation of bushfire donations, appointing funding allocation expert
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Who Is Going To Ensure We Don’t Have Sex With Animals, Now That Cory Bernardi Has Retired?
EDITORIAL: This week Cory Bernardi resigned from politics. It’s a well-deserved break, after a stunning 13-year career, but we urge
“Grants Were Allocated Fairly”, Bridget McKenzie Says From Her Personal, Custom-Built Gymnasium And Swimming Complex 
The controversial sports grant program that critics claim was unfairly allocated, was totally above board, Bridget McKenzie has told journalists
Queen Announces She Is Also Leaving Royal Family
The Queen says she’s done, and will leave the Royal Family by the end of the week