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Johnny Depp Dog
Johnny Depp’s Dogs Claim They Didn’t See Government Advertising Campaign
Yorkshire Terriers Pistol and Boo Depp say they were unaware of an Australian Government campaign that explicitly warned dogs travelling
John Key
Pulling Someone’s Hair Is Just The Kiwi Way Of Flirting, NZ PM Says
Pulling a woman’s ponytail is just New Zealand shorthand for ‘can I have your phone number’, the country’s Prime Minister
internet explorer
Man Who Powers Microsoft’s Internet Explorer To Retire After 20 Year’s Service
Ed Cornigen will wake up at 4:08am on Friday morning, as he’s done for the past 20 years, to wind
Man Busy Doctoring Result Of ‘Which City Fits Your Personality’ Quiz
Finally getting ‘Berlin’ after his fourth attempt, Sydney man Rob Priest spent the best part of yesterday afternoon reworking an
Middle Class Dog Weighed Down By Family’s Growing Expectations
Five month old Cavoodle Horatio Stockwell was this morning wondering if he’d ever live up to his family’s expectations
Pope Francis Just Glad It’s Almost The F*%king Weekend
Pope Francis says he’s looking forward to throwing back a few beers in front of the football on Friday night,
Australian satire
Man Who Bought ‘Upper West Side’ Apartment In Melbourne Surprised To Discover His Life Is Still Dull
A Melbourne man who recently splashed out on a brand new apartment in the city’s ‘Upper West Side’ complex, says
house prices
Conversations About House Prices Up 11% Year-On-Year
Figures released today show that the number of conversations about house prices continues to rise in Australia, with social gatherings
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Mother Accidently Provides Honest Feedback About Daughter’s Christmas Concert
A mother from Sydney was forced to make an apology this morning after giving a stinging, if accurate, critique of
Romney: “Obama had an unfair advantage: policies”
Losing Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has defended his campaign performance, claiming he lost because the race wasn’t run on a
Australian news satire
SHOCKING DISCOVERY: A Current Affair Uncovers ‘China Town’ In Sydney
Less than a week after exposing the alarming ‘All Asian Mall’ in Sydney’s North West, investigative news program A Current
Donald Trump to get penis surgically removed from forehead
Reality TV star and business magnate Donald Trump announced today that he will undergo surgery to remove genitalia from his
australian satire
‘Awkward’ period between football and cricket seasons forces people to have real conversations
With the AFL and NRL seasons finishing up last weekend – a full six weeks before the first Test Match
Kyle Sandilands satire
Kyle Sandilands goes a whole month without making a sexist comment
Radio host and gifted misogynist Kyle Sandilands was seen celebrating with friends last night after going a whole month without
3d glasses
Opera Australia to perform entire 2013 season in 3D
It has often been accused of being stuffy, rigid and out of touch with the times, but Opera Australia has