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Melbourne Café’s ‘Deconstructed Cheesecake’ Now Just A List Of Ingredients And A Coles Voucher
A café in Melbourne’s inner north has ‘reimagined’ the cheesecake, serving up a supermarket voucher and a list of ingredients
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‘Newly Discovered’ Planets Have Actually Been Around For Ages, Hipster Astronomer Says
The seven so-called ‘newly discovered’ planets were a thing way before today, an annoying bearded man who works at NASA
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Trump Asks Justin Trudeau If He’s Ready To Get Down To Business
US President Donald Trump wants to know if his Canadian guest is ready to go to the playroom now, it
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Final Edition Of Dolly To Collate All 42,872 Signs He’s Really Into You
Teen magazine Dolly announced this week it will end its print edition, but promised a bumper final edition, including a
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“Jesus H Fuckety fucking fuck fuck fuck,” the world said in a carefully-worded statement today
Brangelina Divorce: “Brad Only Ever Brought Two Letters To This Relationship”, Angelina Says
Angelina Jolie has told journalists that her partnership with Brad Pitt was one-sided, unbalanced, and unfair, with Pitt only contributing
New Homeopathic Treatment Significantly Reduces Levels Of Cash In Your Wallet, Study Finds
An innovative new natural remedy released this week can lower the amount of money you carry on your body by up
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Delighted Couple Announce They’re Expecting New Addition To Family Sticker Set
Saying they were ‘over the moon’ about the news, Jenny and Mike Taylor today announced to close friends and family
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All Australians To Be In Bed By 9:30pm Tonight, Kitty Chiller Advises
Australians must be in their beds, teeth cleaned, by no later than 9:30pm the nation’s Olympics chief Kitty Chiller has
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World’s Top Triple-Jumpers Snub Olympics In Favour Of Lucrative Local League Contracts
In a blow for triple jumping fans, some of the sport’s biggest stars will miss the Rio games, in another
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Abbott Snapped Practicing For Rumoured New Defence Minister Role
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott was today photographed holding a mock defence briefing, putting in doubt Malcolm Turnbull’s claims that
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Authorities Shoot & Kill Lego Character After Boy Falls Into Enclosure
A rare 4-foot tall Lego character has been shot and killed at an exhibition in China after a small boy
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Short Course For Online Bigots
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Sharapova Forced To Hand Back Her Australian Open Loss
Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova has been ordered to relinquish her quarter final Australian Open failure, following a positive drug
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Dawn Fraser Becomes First Australian Woman To Destroy Reputation In Under 44 Seconds
Australian swimming champion Dawn Fraser has completely ruined her reputation in just 43.24 seconds, smashing the previous record