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Posts Tagged ‘comedy’

“Australia Day: No-one can stop me celebrating the anniversary of Captain Cook’s 334 not out against the advancing Japanese troops at Gallipoli”
Gallipoli is one of the toughest grounds to play in the world. They don’t call it ‘The Kokoda Track’ for nothing
Furious protester demands to know what the fuck he is protesting about
"Enough lies. I want answers”
PM convinced people around him chanting “siuuu” not “boo”
“I’ve always thought of myself as the Cristiano Ronaldo of politicians"
Anti-vaxxers hold emergency meeting to prepare new excuses, after provisional approval of Novavax
"We're going to need some new conspiracy theories"
Djokovic begins French Open preparations, with plans to contract COVID in early May
"I've been working a lot on my timing"
Australians annoyed that English cricketers can get test results within 3 days
"I've been waiting for my test result for over a week"
Australian Government to cancel Nadal’s visa to keep focus off RATs shortage
"We'll deport Ash Barty if that's what it takes"
Government deports itself for stoking anti-vax sentiment
"The Government is a risk to civil order and public health"
Morrison confirms order of 10 million RATs, encourages other Australian families to do the same
"This should give Australians reassurance that I have what I need"
Government waiting for Rapid Anti-Djokovic Polling before fucking up next move
"We need to stumble into the next crisis with certainty"
NFT of RAT sells for $400,000
"It's the only one of its kind"
Mary and Joseph denied entry to inn after failing to get negative COVID test 72 hours prior to arrival in Bethlehem
“The queues for testing are fucking ridiculous"
Long delays expected after Santa required to check in at every fucking chimney
“Each jurisdiction has a different check-in app. It’s a nightmare"
“We’re not at all concerned about independent candidates”, all 112 Coalition MPs say in carefully-coordinated daily messaging campaign
"Is there an independent running is there?"
Death from Omicron may be just as fatal as death from Delta, study finds
"Media outlets were quick to interpret the findings"


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