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Trump Resigns From Presidency To Become Full-Time Writer For Sarah Cooper
Donald Trump has resigned from his position as President to devote more time to creating material for comedian Sarah Cooper
Only Thing Better Than Getting Breakfast In Bed Is Not Getting Breakfast In Bed, Mothers Confirm
The only thing better than having your young children wake you up with overcooked eggs on cold toast with a
Andrew Bolt furiously penning think piece about how George Pell couldn’t possibly be expected to know that paedophilia was inappropriate
News Corp columnist Andrew Bolt was today putting the finishing touches to an opinion piece which will argue that people
Woman Changes Name To ‘Ruby Princess’ So She Can Do Whatever The Fuck She Wants
A Sydney woman is going on a three-day bender this weekend after changing her name from Jenny Warren to Ruby
Majority Of People On Crowded Beaches Are Daily Mail Photographers, New Data Shows
More than 85% of all people on Australia’s packed beaches and parks are Daily Mail and Channel 7 photographers taking
LOL!! Man Who Doesn’t Pay Any Tax Asks For Government Bailout
In one of his most hilarious stunts yet, British man Richard Branson has asked the government to bailout his airlines
If Virgin Goes Bust, Australians Will Only Have One Airline That They’re Not Allowed To Travel On
There are fears today that the nation’s second largest carrier, Virgin Australia, may cease to exist, leaving Australians with just
American Protesters Declare Their 1st Amendment Right To Be Fucking Idiots
Thousands of protesters have gathered in cities across America to remind lawmakers that it is their God given right to
Australians Reminded To Stay At Least 1.5km Away From Sam Newman
Authorities have warned Australians to stay at least 1.5km away from former media personality Sam Newman, in the interests of
Pete Evans Dies After Accidentally Ingesting His Own Bullshit
Celebrity chef Pete Evans has tragically died after unintentionally eating a large quantity of his own bullshit. He was
Easter Bunny To Come To Australia Via Cruise Ship To Avoid Lockdown Rules
Worried that he may not be able to do his normal Easter deliveries due to the shutdown of Australia’s borders,
BREAKING: Virus Released Into Community
Authorities are warning people to stay indoors after a nasty virus was released into the community today
Man Who’s Having An Affair Is ‘Going Out To Get Some Exercise’ Again
Unable to use the normal excuse that he would be working late or had an important client function to go
“Go On, Off You Fuck”, Queen Tells Coronavirus
Covid-19 can go and eat a bag of dicks, the Queen has said in a rare speech to the nation
Busloads Of Tourists Are Travelling To Country Towns To Spread Conspiracy Theories, Mate’s Dad Says
A mate’s friend’s uncle’s dad said that busloads of tourists are travelling to his small country town, spreading conspiracy theories,