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Under 9’s Fast Bowler Shortens Run-Up To Just 140 Metres
Eight year-old express bowler Jai Matthews has confirmed his next delivery will be off a short run of just 140
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Belle Gibson Says She Rejects Mainstream Methods For Paying Fines, And Will Overcome Her Fine Through Natural Remedies And Self Reflection
Wellness blogger Belle Gibson has told a court that she doesn’t believe in conventional approaches to court-ordered fines and prefers
Taxi Industry Responds To Uber Air, Promising More Expensive, Slightly Dirtier Version Within Months 
Australia’s taxi industry has responded to the impending arrival of ‘aerial rideshare’ service Uber Air, saying it will launch a
AFP Raids The Shovel Headquarters To Find Out Who Leaked Nude Pics Of Peter Dutton
In an alarming development in the recent media raids, The Australian Federal Police entered The Shovel’s Melbourne headquarters last night,
The Nationals Took Out An Ad In Our Election Guide And It’s Pretty Upfront Actually
The National Party has paid for a full-page ad in our Official Election Guide. For 100 pages of seat-by-seat analysis,
New Anti-Vaccination Seminar To Cut Out Middle-Man And Just Inject Participants Directly With Measles 
Claiming to be the most efficient way to get information about not vaccinating your family, a new series of seminars
Liberal Party Considers Changing Rule That Requires Female MPs To Have Permission From Their Husband
Saying it was willing to ‘try anything’ to get more women in parliament, the Liberal Party is considering altering a
Donald Trump To Spend Romantic Valentine’s Dinner With The Love Of His Life
US President Donald Trump says he’ll be spending this Valentine’s Day with the most talented, gifted, amazing person he knows,
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“We Broke Royal Baby News Six Months Ago” Woman’s Day Reminds Readers
A frustrated editor of tabloid magazine Woman’s Day has reminded readers that her journalists first broke the story of Harry
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The New French Citizenship Test Looks Tough
Experts have described France’s new citizenship test as amongst the most difficult in the world, after a new baby-rescuing challenge
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Unemployed London Man Marries Successful Hollywood Actress
In a fairytale love story that has captured hearts across the world, a retired army officer from England has married
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Robots That Built IKEA Chair Now Divorced
Citing ‘irreparable differences’, a pair of Singaporean robots who famously built an IKEA chair last week, has divorced, after the
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‘30 Newspolls In A Row Is The New 20 Newspolls In A Row’, Turnbull Says
Reaching 30 negative political surveys in a row these days feels the same as reaching 20 negative political surveys in
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88% Of Relationships Begun by Colliding into Person Holding Stack of Files, Research Finds
A decades long study by the University of California has found that 88% of all relationships are begun by colliding
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Time To Move On (To Next Massacre) US Legislators Say
After three days of grieving, legislators in the US have said it is now time for Americans to put the