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Halloween: This Kid Is Dressing Up As A Coal Industry Lobbyist In Order To Get Bigger Handouts
Pre-schooler Jack Fawson has announced that he will be dressing up as coal industry lobbyist this Halloween, in order to access larger, no-strings-attached handouts.
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Overwhelming Sense Of Self-Entitlement Now Included Standard With All SUVs
Large luxury SUVs will soon come standard with airbags, bluetooth and an over-exaggerated desire to do whatever the f*ck works for me, it has been...
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Calls For National Sick Day After Nation Forced To Imagine Barnaby Joyce Having Sex
*TRIGGER WARNING – Contains distressing material* Workers rights groups have called for a nation-wide day off, after millions of Australians were involuntarily subjected to the...
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Centrelink Caller Qualifies for Aged Pension While On Hold
A Brisbane woman who rang Centrelink to enquire about a youth allowance 38 years ago has finally had her phone call answered and is now...
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Nelly Yao Secures Australian Open Berth
Sudanese-Australian soccer and AFL star Nelly Yao will take time out of his busy film acting career to play this year’s Australian Open, it has...
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DAY 5: Eric Abetz Still Heterosexual
Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz still hasn’t been turned into a gay, reports show.
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Constitutional Crisis Deepens: Dozens Of MPs To Keep Their Seats
In another cruel twist in the citizenship saga, there were concerns today that some MPs may actually be sole citizens of Australia, and therefore eligible...
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Pauline Hanson Says 13% Qld Vote Is More Evidence Of Angry, Silent Majority
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson says her party’s vote in the recent Queensland election was confirmation that most people want change.
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Jacqui Lambie Dual Citizen Of Tasmania, Office Confirms
The office of Independent senator Jacqui Lambie was in crisis this morning, after the 46 year-old conceded she may hold dual citizenship with Tasmania. The...
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I Went Without My Phone For A Week And, Oh Fuck This Is Such A Boring Article
Have you ever stopped and wondered what it would be like if I had to live without my phone for a week? Nah, me neither....
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Sportsbet Ad Constantly Interrupted By Football Game
A 3-hour advertisement informing viewers of the latest sports betting odds has been annoyingly interrupted by a game of football, angry fans have revealed.
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“Isn’t It About Time We Had A ‘Wonder Man’ Movie?” Men Demand
Following the success of the new Wonder Woman movie, male moviegoers are asking how long it will be before there’s a superhero movie targeted at them.
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Fuck, It’s June
It is the sixth month of the year, experts claim.
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Corby Arrested At Brisbane Airport After Banana, Bag Of Nuts Found In Luggage
Schapelle Corby is being held in police custody in an Australian airport after she failed to declare a food item.
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Budget Initiative To Give First Home Buyers New Opportunity To Just Miss Out At Auctions
New legislation proposed in the 2017 Federal Budget will give young Australians looking to buy their first home the opportunity to be outbid by $120,000...
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