June 21, 2021

Nation’s Dogs Frantically Rush To Get Papers In Order After Barnaby Joyce Announced Deputy Prime Minister

Dogs around the country have checked and re-checked their registration and vaccination details after notorious dog-hater Barnaby Joyce was announced

February 15, 2018

Overwhelming Sense Of Self-Entitlement Now Included Standard With All SUVs

Large luxury SUVs will soon come standard with airbags, bluetooth and an over-exaggerated desire to do whatever the f*ck works

February 8, 2018

Calls For National Sick Day After Nation Forced To Imagine Barnaby Joyce Having Sex

*TRIGGER WARNING – Contains distressing material* Workers rights groups have called for a nation-wide day off, after millions of Australians

January 23, 2018

Centrelink Caller Qualifies for Aged Pension While On Hold

A Brisbane woman who rang Centrelink to enquire about a youth allowance 38 years ago has finally had her phone

January 9, 2018

Nelly Yao Secures Australian Open Berth

Sudanese-Australian soccer and AFL star Nelly Yao will take time out of his busy film acting career to play this

December 12, 2017

DAY 5: Eric Abetz Still Heterosexual

Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz still hasn’t been turned into a gay, reports show

November 29, 2017

Constitutional Crisis Deepens: Dozens Of MPs To Keep Their Seats

In another cruel twist in the citizenship saga, there were concerns today that some MPs may actually be sole citizens

November 28, 2017

Pauline Hanson Says 13% Qld Vote Is More Evidence Of Angry, Silent Majority

One Nation leader Pauline Hanson says her party’s vote in the recent Queensland election was confirmation that most people want

August 14, 2017

Jacqui Lambie Dual Citizen Of Tasmania, Office Confirms

The office of Independent senator Jacqui Lambie was in crisis this morning, after the 46 year-old conceded she may hold

July 31, 2017

I Went Without My Phone For A Week And, Oh Fuck This Is Such A Boring Article

Have you ever stopped and wondered what it would be like if I had to live without my phone for

July 21, 2017

Sportsbet Ad Constantly Interrupted By Football Game

A 3-hour advertisement informing viewers of the latest sports betting odds has been annoyingly interrupted by a game of football,

June 8, 2017

“Isn’t It About Time We Had A ‘Wonder Man’ Movie?” Men Demand

Following the success of the new Wonder Woman movie, male moviegoers are asking how long it will be before there’s a

June 1, 2017

Fuck, It’s June

More as the story unfolds

May 27, 2017

Corby Arrested At Brisbane Airport After Banana, Bag Of Nuts Found In Luggage

Schapelle Corby is being held in police custody in an Australian airport after she failed to declare a food item

May 11, 2017

Budget Initiative To Give First Home Buyers New Opportunity To Just Miss Out At Auctions

New legislation proposed in the 2017 Federal Budget will give young Australians looking to buy their first home the opportunity