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Posts Tagged ‘comedy website australia’
May 23, 2022
Sweeping change: Albo to remove sex swing from Parliament House prayer room
"Things are going to change around here"
June 21, 2021
Nation’s Dogs Frantically Rush To Get Papers In Order After Barnaby Joyce Announced Deputy Prime Minister
Dogs around the country have checked and re-checked their registration and vaccination details after notorious dog-hater Barnaby Joyce was announced
February 15, 2018
Overwhelming Sense Of Self-Entitlement Now Included Standard With All SUVs
Large luxury SUVs will soon come standard with airbags, bluetooth and an over-exaggerated desire to do whatever the f*ck works
February 8, 2018
Calls For National Sick Day After Nation Forced To Imagine Barnaby Joyce Having Sex
*TRIGGER WARNING – Contains distressing material* Workers rights groups have called for a nation-wide day off, after millions of Australians
January 23, 2018
Centrelink Caller Qualifies for Aged Pension While On Hold
A Brisbane woman who rang Centrelink to enquire about a youth allowance 38 years ago has finally had her phone
January 9, 2018
Nelly Yao Secures Australian Open Berth
Sudanese-Australian soccer and AFL star Nelly Yao will take time out of his busy film acting career to play this
December 12, 2017
DAY 5: Eric Abetz Still Heterosexual
Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz still hasn’t been turned into a gay, reports show
November 29, 2017
Constitutional Crisis Deepens: Dozens Of MPs To Keep Their Seats
In another cruel twist in the citizenship saga, there were concerns today that some MPs may actually be sole citizens
November 28, 2017
Pauline Hanson Says 13% Qld Vote Is More Evidence Of Angry, Silent Majority
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson says her party’s vote in the recent Queensland election was confirmation that most people want
August 14, 2017
Jacqui Lambie Dual Citizen Of Tasmania, Office Confirms
The office of Independent senator Jacqui Lambie was in crisis this morning, after the 46 year-old conceded she may hold
July 31, 2017
I Went Without My Phone For A Week And, Oh Fuck This Is Such A Boring Article
Have you ever stopped and wondered what it would be like if I had to live without my phone for
July 21, 2017
Sportsbet Ad Constantly Interrupted By Football Game
A 3-hour advertisement informing viewers of the latest sports betting odds has been annoyingly interrupted by a game of football,
June 8, 2017
“Isn’t It About Time We Had A ‘Wonder Man’ Movie?” Men Demand
Following the success of the new Wonder Woman movie, male moviegoers are asking how long it will be before there’s a
June 1, 2017
Fuck, It’s June
More as the story unfolds
May 27, 2017
Corby Arrested At Brisbane Airport After Banana, Bag Of Nuts Found In Luggage
Schapelle Corby is being held in police custody in an Australian airport after she failed to declare a food item
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