February 19, 2019

Finance Minister Had ‘No Idea’ People Had To Pay For Their Own Holidays

Finance Minister Mathias Cormann said he was not previously aware of the Australian tradition of people paying for their own

December 2, 2018

Live Updated Pictures Of Liberal Party’s ‘Broad Church’

The Liberal Party’s famous ‘broad church’ is actually an 8 square metre chapel on the side of a highway near

November 30, 2018

Striking Students Willing To Agree To 8 Sitting Days Next Year

Thousands of Australian students who went on strike today have reached a compromise agreement that would see them go to

November 18, 2018

‘Onion Too Dangerous’ Says Shop That Has Dedicated Chainsaw Section

A warehouse chain that has an entire section devoted to chainsaws, compound mitre saws and jackhammers, has warned its customers

November 5, 2018

Virgin Australia Passengers To Be Asked To Sing National Anthem Before Take Off

Virgin Australia passengers will be required to stand, place their hand on their heart and sing the Australian national anthem

November 3, 2018

Sky News Says Ross Cameron Failed To Meet Standards Of Racism Expected At Network

Saying overt racism had no place in its organisation, Sky News has used the sacking of Ross Cameron to remind

September 13, 2018

‘Quotas For Woman Ridiculous’ Says Senator Whose Job Literally Relies On The Concept Of Quotas

A Tasmanian man who only has a job because the founders of Australia’s parliamentary system implemented a rule ensuring equal

August 21, 2018

Coles Launches Mini Collectable Single-Use Plastic Bag

Supermarket giant Coles has added to its successful mini collectables range, announcing a tiny single-use plastic bag that customers can

August 9, 2018

Barnaby Releases Book, Podcast Series, TV Show And Live Tour In Desperate Bid For Privacy

Reminding customers that his new tell-all book is available in all good bookstores, former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce made a

June 18, 2018

Soccer Actually Just That Slow, Optus Confirms

As complaints of dodgy World Cup coverage continued – despite the problem now being fixed – Optus was forced to

April 17, 2018

Greens Announce Two New Policies – “Legalising Marijuana And I Can’t Remember The Other One”

Greens leader Richard Di Natale says his party will push to legalise cannabis and implement another policy that he can’t

April 15, 2018

Optus Launches New ‘Optus White’ Service

Telecommunications provider Optus has launched a new premium service called ‘Optus White’, a special offering available exclusively to customers of

March 26, 2018

Milo Cricket Launches ‘My First Yellow Tape’ For Cricketing Youngsters

Saying it wanted to teach young boys and girls all the skills required to play in the grown-ups’ game, Milo

March 1, 2018

Romantic! Julie Bishop Has Updated Her Relationship Status On Facebook

February 13, 2018

Barnaby Joyce Hits Back: “I’m A Families Man”

Barnaby Joyce has responded to criticism of his recently-exposed extra-marital affair, saying he has always stood for strong families values