September 13, 2018

‘Quotas For Woman Ridiculous’ Says Senator Whose Job Literally Relies On The Concept Of Quotas

A Tasmanian man who only has a job because the founders of Australia’s parliamentary system implemented a rule ensuring equal

August 21, 2018

Coles Launches Mini Collectable Single-Use Plastic Bag

Supermarket giant Coles has added to its successful mini collectables range, announcing a tiny single-use plastic bag that customers can

August 9, 2018

Barnaby Releases Book, Podcast Series, TV Show And Live Tour In Desperate Bid For Privacy

Reminding customers that his new tell-all book is available in all good bookstores, former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce made a

June 18, 2018

Soccer Actually Just That Slow, Optus Confirms

As complaints of dodgy World Cup coverage continued – despite the problem now being fixed – Optus was forced to

April 17, 2018

Greens Announce Two New Policies – “Legalising Marijuana And I Can’t Remember The Other One”

Greens leader Richard Di Natale says his party will push to legalise cannabis and implement another policy that he can’t

April 15, 2018

Optus Launches New ‘Optus White’ Service

Telecommunications provider Optus has launched a new premium service called ‘Optus White’, a special offering available exclusively to customers of

March 26, 2018

Milo Cricket Launches ‘My First Yellow Tape’ For Cricketing Youngsters

Saying it wanted to teach young boys and girls all the skills required to play in the grown-ups’ game, Milo

March 1, 2018

Romantic! Julie Bishop Has Updated Her Relationship Status On Facebook

February 13, 2018

Barnaby Joyce Hits Back: “I’m A Families Man”

Barnaby Joyce has responded to criticism of his recently-exposed extra-marital affair, saying he has always stood for strong families values

November 21, 2017

Australians To Take Next Week Off, In Solidarity With Turnbull Government

Australia’s workforce won’t be in next week, it has been revealed

November 15, 2017

Rush On School Dresses For Boys Following Marriage Equality Verdict

Parents around Australia have rushed to department stores and uniform shops to snap up dresses for their sons, following the

August 15, 2017

Turnbull Rushes To Verify Cayman Islands Citizenship Status

As more and more members of Parliament fall foul of section 44 of the constitution, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has

April 11, 2017

United Launches New Drag-On/Drag-Off Seating

US airline giant United launched an innovative new seating class today, which will see customers dragged to and from their

January 19, 2017

Sydney Observes 3-Year Silence, In Moving Tribute To Mike Baird

Central Sydney has observed a 3-year silence to reflect on the life and achievements of Mike Baird, after the NSW

January 12, 2017

New Expenses Algorithm Just Assumes All Government Ministers Are Misusing Entitlements

Every minister in the federal government has been sent a letter saying they need to pay back thousands of dollars