All posts tagged "comedy australia"
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Soccer Actually Just That Slow, Optus Confirms
As complaints of dodgy World Cup coverage continued – despite the problem now being fixed – Optus was forced to explain to Australian viewers that...
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Greens Announce Two New Policies – “Legalising Marijuana And I Can’t Remember The Other One”
Greens leader Richard Di Natale says his party will push to legalise cannabis and implement another policy that he can’t remember the details of right...
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Optus Launches New ‘Optus White’ Service
Telecommunications provider Optus has launched a new premium service called ‘Optus White’, a special offering available exclusively to customers of Anglo Saxon origin.
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Milo Cricket Launches ‘My First Yellow Tape’ For Cricketing Youngsters
Saying it wanted to teach young boys and girls all the skills required to play in the grown-ups’ game, Milo in2CRICKET has launched an exciting...
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Barnaby Joyce Hits Back: “I’m A Families Man”
Barnaby Joyce has responded to criticism of his recently-exposed extra-marital affair, saying he has always stood for strong families values.
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Australians To Take Next Week Off, In Solidarity With Turnbull Government
Australia’s workforce won’t be in next week, it has been revealed.
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Rush On School Dresses For Boys Following Marriage Equality Verdict
Parents around Australia have rushed to department stores and uniform shops to snap up dresses for their sons, following the ‘yes’ vote on marriage equality.
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Turnbull Rushes To Verify Cayman Islands Citizenship Status
As more and more members of Parliament fall foul of section 44 of the constitution, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has made frantic enquiries to the...
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United Launches New Drag-On/Drag-Off Seating
US airline giant United launched an innovative new seating class today, which will see customers dragged to and from their seats for a modest extra...
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Sydney Observes 3-Year Silence, In Moving Tribute To Mike Baird
Central Sydney has observed a 3-year silence to reflect on the life and achievements of Mike Baird, after the NSW Premier announced his retirement today.
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New Expenses Algorithm Just Assumes All Government Ministers Are Misusing Entitlements
Every minister in the federal government has been sent a letter saying they need to pay back thousands of dollars in entitlements, with the burden...
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Increasing Number Of Children Don’t Even Realise Christmas Is Santa’s Birthday Anymore
A growing number of young people have forgotten – or never knew – that the 25th of December commemorates the birth of Santa Clause.
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Budgie 9 Payback: Malaysian Men Gatecrash Palm Beach Surf Club With 4-Hour Alcohol-Free Cultural Performance
A group of Malaysian men in their twenties gate-crashed an event at the Palm Beach Surf Life Saving Club last night, performing an extended cultural...
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Banks Charge Government ‘Processing Fee’ For Answering Inquiry Questions
A $22.50 processing fee has been applied to each question answered during the parliamentary inquiry into banks, it was revealed today.
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