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Pell Back In Prison After Being Caught Eating A Kebab In A Park
George Pell is back behind bars tonight after being busted eating a late-night snack in public
When Is It Ok To Leave My House? Australia’s Coronavirus Restrictions Explained
Australians have been told not to leave their house unless it’s absolutely necessary. So what is a permissible reason to
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Government To Fund Deficit By Selling 3.7 Billion ‘Back In Black’ Mugs
The Coalition says it will fund its $130 billion economic stimulus package by selling the remaining 3.7 billion ‘Back in
Bridget McKenzie Has Moved To The Coalition Backbenches, Which Incidentally Have Been Beautifully Upgraded Thanks To A Generous Government Grant
Bridget McKenzie has resigned from her ministerial role, and will take up a position on the Coalition backbenches – tastefully
Clear Link Between Craig Kelly And Total Fucking Stupidity, Scientists Claim
An overwhelming proportion of scientists now accept that Liberal MP Craig Kelly is a fucking idiot, new analysis shows
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7 Phrases Scott Morrison Learnt From His Empathy Consultant To Make Him Sound Like A Human Being
This week it was revealed that the Morrison government paid $190,000 to receive advice from empathy consultants. The Shovel can
American Drone Was Invaded By Iranian Airspace, US Inquiry Finds
Iranian airspace aggressively invaded the flightpath of a US drone, causing the drone to drift into enemy territory, a US
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Israel Folau Follows In Jesus’ Footsteps By Bankrolling Legal Defense With GoFundMe Page
Quoting the part of Luke’s gospel where Jesus crowdfunded his legal costs to fight the Romans, former Wallabies player Israel
Calls To Increase Skills Funding, After Woman Fails To Hit PM With Egg From 10cm
In yet another sign of the growing skills gap in Australia, an Albury women has failed to hit Scott Morrison
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Finance Minister Had ‘No Idea’ People Had To Pay For Their Own Holidays
Finance Minister Mathias Cormann said he was not previously aware of the Australian tradition of people paying for their own
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Live Updated Pictures Of Liberal Party’s ‘Broad Church’
The Liberal Party’s famous ‘broad church’ is actually an 8 square metre chapel on the side of a highway near
Striking Students Willing To Agree To 8 Sitting Days Next Year
Thousands of Australian students who went on strike today have reached a compromise agreement that would see them go to
‘Onion Too Dangerous’ Says Shop That Has Dedicated Chainsaw Section
A warehouse chain that has an entire section devoted to chainsaws, compound mitre saws and jackhammers, has warned its customers
Virgin Australia Passengers To Be Asked To Sing National Anthem Before Take Off
Virgin Australia passengers will be required to stand, place their hand on their heart and sing the Australian national anthem
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Sky News Says Ross Cameron Failed To Meet Standards Of Racism Expected At Network
Saying overt racism had no place in its organisation, Sky News has used the sacking of Ross Cameron to remind