All posts tagged "comedy australia"
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Clear Link Between Craig Kelly And Total Fucking Stupidity, Scientists Claim
An overwhelming proportion of scientists now accept that Liberal MP Craig Kelly is a fucking idiot, new analysis shows.
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7 Phrases Scott Morrison Learnt From His Empathy Consultant To Make Him Sound Like A Human Being
This week it was revealed that the Morrison government paid $190,000 to receive advice from empathy consultants. The Shovel can now reveal exclusive further detail...
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American Drone Was Invaded By Iranian Airspace, US Inquiry Finds
Iranian airspace aggressively invaded the flightpath of a US drone, causing the drone to drift into enemy territory, a US government review has found.
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Israel Folau Follows In Jesus’ Footsteps By Bankrolling Legal Defense With GoFundMe Page
Quoting the part of Luke’s gospel where Jesus crowdfunded his legal costs to fight the Romans, former Wallabies player Israel Folau today said his GoFundMe...
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Calls To Increase Skills Funding, After Woman Fails To Hit PM With Egg From 10cm
In yet another sign of the growing skills gap in Australia, an Albury women has failed to hit Scott Morrison with an egg, even though...
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Finance Minister Had ‘No Idea’ People Had To Pay For Their Own Holidays
Finance Minister Mathias Cormann said he was not previously aware of the Australian tradition of people paying for their own family holidays.
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Live Updated Pictures Of Liberal Party’s ‘Broad Church’
The Liberal Party’s famous ‘broad church’ is actually an 8 square metre chapel on the side of a highway near Toowoomba, it has been revealed.
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Striking Students Willing To Agree To 8 Sitting Days Next Year
Thousands of Australian students who went on strike today have reached a compromise agreement that would see them go to school 8 days in the...
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‘Onion Too Dangerous’ Says Shop That Has Dedicated Chainsaw Section
A warehouse chain that has an entire section devoted to chainsaws, compound mitre saws and jackhammers, has warned its customers about the potential dangers of...
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Virgin Australia Passengers To Be Asked To Sing National Anthem Before Take Off
Virgin Australia passengers will be required to stand, place their hand on their heart and sing the Australian national anthem while their flight is taxiing...
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Sky News Says Ross Cameron Failed To Meet Standards Of Racism Expected At Network
Saying overt racism had no place in its organisation, Sky News has used the sacking of Ross Cameron to remind staff to use more measured...
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‘Quotas For Woman Ridiculous’ Says Senator Whose Job Literally Relies On The Concept Of Quotas
A Tasmanian man who only has a job because the founders of Australia’s parliamentary system implemented a rule ensuring equal representation for smaller states, says...
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Coles Launches Mini Collectable Single-Use Plastic Bag
Supermarket giant Coles has added to its successful mini collectables range, announcing a tiny single-use plastic bag that customers can collect, store in a pile...
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Barnaby Releases Book, Podcast Series, TV Show And Live Tour In Desperate Bid For Privacy
Reminding customers that his new tell-all book is available in all good bookstores, former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce made a desperate plea for privacy today,...
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Soccer Actually Just That Slow, Optus Confirms
As complaints of dodgy World Cup coverage continued – despite the problem now being fixed – Optus was forced to explain to Australian viewers that...
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