All posts tagged "celebrity"
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Fat, Ugly Rich Guy Makes Unexpected Appearance In Teenage Boy’s Fantasy
A complex fantasy about lingerie model Miranda Kerr, which teenager Sam Daw has been developing for several weeks, took a turn for the worst last...
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Humanity Accepts That It’s Probably Going To Have To Give Miley Cyrus Some Attention Soon
Miley Cyrus is one, maybe two, outrageous performances away from getting us to look up from what we’re doing, it was reported today.
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Kate And Wills Run George Through Property Portfolio
Prince William and wife Kate used their first afternoon as parents to take their newborn through all the stuff it owns. The couple wheeled a...
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Media Tricked Into Thinking Kate Middleton Is Interesting
After more than two weeks camped outside London’s St Mary’s hospital, journalists are starting to fear the worst: what if the Duchess of Cambridge is...
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Rupert Murdoch Divorce Settlement: Wendi To Get Kids, Australia
Rupert Murdoch’s recently estranged third wife Wendi Deng will take over control of the couple’s children and Australia as early as next week, after the...
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Kanye And Kim’s Foetus Already An Annoying, Narcissistic Twat, Sources Say
The unborn child of rapper Kanye West and reality TV star Kim Kardashian has taken on the attributes of its famous parents, Tweeting from the...
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Women’s magazines ‘unprepared’ for Royal Twins, experts say
With speculation mounting that Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, may be carrying twins, there are growing fears that trashy women’s magazines are simply ill-equipped to...
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Oprah follows up Microsoft fail with a barrage of suspiciously inspirational tweets
Yesterday Oprah Winfrey made a fool of herself, and Microsoft, when she tweeted about how much she loved the tech company’s new Surface tablet –...
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Chris Brown gets the word ‘Loser’ tattooed on his forehead
Controversial American singer Chris Brown has been seen in a Los Angeles nightclub showing off his latest tattoo – a forehead piece which looks eerily like...
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Justin Bieber reveals: “I lose my shit every time I see myself in the mirror”
We’ve all seen the images of teenage girls falling to pieces, simultaneously screaming “OH MY GOD” and balling their eyes out at the mere thought...
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Tom Cruise to marry Oprah Winfrey’s couch in tasteful Scientology ceremony
It was one of the defining television moments of the last decade. Tom Cruise, with a new film about to come out and a new...
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Seal opens up about his addiction to novelty nail polish
Seal, the British singer and judge from hit TV show The Voice, has revealed his obsession with wearing ridiculous nail polish led to the break...
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Shock As Teenage Girl Says Meeting One Direction Was Only ‘Second Best’ Day Of Her Life
In a stunning admission yesterday, thirteen year-old Melbourne school girl Taylor Scholes said that her encounter with boy band One Direction was not the best day of...
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