December 2, 2013

Fat, Ugly Rich Guy Makes Unexpected Appearance In Teenage Boy’s Fantasy

A complex fantasy about lingerie model Miranda Kerr, which teenager Sam Daw has been developing for several weeks, took a

November 11, 2013

Humanity Accepts That It’s Probably Going To Have To Give Miley Cyrus Some Attention Soon

Miley Cyrus is one, maybe two, outrageous performances away from getting us to look up from what we’re doing, it

July 24, 2013

Kate And Wills Run George Through Property Portfolio

Prince William and wife Kate used their first afternoon as parents to take their newborn through all the stuff it

July 19, 2013

Media Tricked Into Thinking Kate Middleton Is Interesting

After more than two weeks camped outside London’s St Mary’s hospital, journalists are starting to fear the worst: what if

January 6, 2013

Kanye And Kim’s Foetus Already An Annoying, Narcissistic Twat, Sources Say

The unborn child of rapper Kanye West and reality TV star Kim Kardashian has taken on the attributes of its

December 4, 2012

Women’s magazines ‘unprepared’ for Royal Twins, experts say

With speculation mounting that Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, may be carrying twins, there are growing fears that trashy women’s

November 22, 2012

Oprah follows up Microsoft fail with a barrage of suspiciously inspirational tweets

Yesterday Oprah Winfrey made a fool of herself, and Microsoft, when she tweeted about how much she loved the tech

September 12, 2012

Chris Brown gets the word ‘Loser’ tattooed on his forehead

Controversial American singer Chris Brown has been seen in a Los Angeles nightclub showing off his latest tattoo – a forehead

July 16, 2012

Justin Bieber reveals: “I lose my shit every time I see myself in the mirror”

We’ve all seen the images of teenage girls falling to pieces, simultaneously screaming “OH MY GOD” and balling their eyes

July 3, 2012

Tom Cruise to marry Oprah Winfrey’s couch in tasteful Scientology ceremony

It was one of the defining television moments of the last decade. Tom Cruise, with a new film about to

May 24, 2012

Seal opens up about his addiction to novelty nail polish

Seal, the British singer and judge from hit TV show The Voice, has revealed his obsession with wearing ridiculous nail

May 10, 2012

Shock As Teenage Girl Says Meeting One Direction Was Only ‘Second Best’ Day Of Her Life

In a stunning admission yesterday, thirteen year-old Melbourne school girl Taylor Scholes said that her encounter with boy band One