All posts tagged "Britain"
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Scotland And England Having The Best Make Up Sex Ever
Scotland and England have not stopped bonking since nine o’clock this morning.
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Scotland To Still Do Washing, Drop In For Occasional Meals In UK
Scotland will become independent, but still call in for a home-cooked dinner on a Sunday, its population confirmed today.
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Media Tricked Into Thinking Kate Middleton Is Interesting
After more than two weeks camped outside London’s St Mary’s hospital, journalists are starting to fear the worst: what if the Duchess of Cambridge is...
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David Beckham’s Stubble To Play On For 2014 Season
England great David Beckham announced his retirement from top flight football this week, but his facial hair has decided to go around again for at...
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Spring Racing Carnival Under Threat As Brits Get A Taste For Horsemeat
Australia’s premier racing carnival may have to be cancelled if Britain’s ravenous demand for horsemeat isn’t quelled, industry experts claim.
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Women’s magazines ‘unprepared’ for Royal Twins, experts say
With speculation mounting that Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, may be carrying twins, there are growing fears that trashy women’s magazines are simply ill-equipped to...
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Australia Urges Britain To Call Off Olympics
After four days of competition and with just one gold medal to its name, Australian has politely asked the organisers of the London 2012 Olympics...
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