September 19, 2014

Scotland And England Having The Best Make Up Sex Ever

Scotland and England have not stopped bonking since nine o’clock this morning

September 3, 2014

Scotland To Still Do Washing, Drop In For Occasional Meals In UK

Scotland will become independent, but still call in for a home-cooked dinner on a Sunday, its population confirmed today

July 19, 2013

Media Tricked Into Thinking Kate Middleton Is Interesting

After more than two weeks camped outside London’s St Mary’s hospital, journalists are starting to fear the worst: what if

May 18, 2013

David Beckham’s Stubble To Play On For 2014 Season

England great David Beckham announced his retirement from top flight football this week, but his facial hair has decided to

February 27, 2013

Spring Racing Carnival Under Threat As Brits Get A Taste For Horsemeat

Australia’s premier racing carnival may have to be cancelled if Britain’s ravenous demand for horsemeat isn’t quelled, industry experts claim

December 4, 2012

Women’s magazines ‘unprepared’ for Royal Twins, experts say

With speculation mounting that Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, may be carrying twins, there are growing fears that trashy women’s

August 1, 2012

Australia Urges Britain To Call Off Olympics

After four days of competition and with just one gold medal to its name, Australian has politely asked the organisers