November 8, 2019

Labor: “Our Campaign Had Too Many Messages”. Shorten: “I Reject That For The Following 17 Reasons”

The much-anticipated post mortem of the Labor Party’s failed election campaign has found that the campaign was trying to communicate

April 28, 2019

Shorten Forced To Ad-lib Conversation At Family Breakfast, After Advisor Forgets To Send Through Talking Points

Without a script or even a bullet list of talking points, Labor leader Bill Shorten was this morning forced to

February 9, 2017

Turnbull & Shorten To Sort Out Differences Over Gorgeous 7-Course Degustation

The Prime Minister and Opposition Leader will settle once and for all who’s more out of touch with mainstream Australians

July 19, 2016

Shorten Backs Rudd (Then Gillard, Then Rudd) For Top UN Job

Opposition Leader Bill Shorten says when it comes to the contest for UN secretary general, he stands right behind Kevin Rudd. Close

July 12, 2016

Awkward! Shorten Accidentally Likes Turnbull’s Instagram Photo From A Year Ago

Opposition Leader Bill Shorten was today left red-faced after accidentally liking one of Malcolm Turnbull’s Instagram photos from more than

July 7, 2016

Shorten Asks Advisers Whether He Can Stop Randomly Shouting ‘Medicare!’ Yet

Saying it was starting to get in the way of his day-to-day tasks, Opposition Leader Bill Shorten has asked Labor

June 27, 2016

Coalition Will Privatise Your Children Shorten Warns, In Desperate Last Ditch Scare Campaign

With Labor slipping in the polls, a frantic Bill Shorten today warned voters that Malcolm Turnbull has plans to sell

June 22, 2016

Spokesman In Labor Ad Not An Actor, Australians Shocked To Learn

The man portraying a struggling politician in a series of Labor campaign advertisements is not a paid actor, as was

June 20, 2016

Shorten Whips Labor Faithful Into Frenzy Of Moderate Excitement

Channeling the inspiring words of Keating and Hawke, just without the charisma, Labor leader Bill Shorten had his party’s faithful

June 2, 2016

Poll Shows 49% Of People Would Vote For Bill Shorten If They Knew Who He Was

Pressure is mounting on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, with a poll today finding that almost half of all Australians would

January 13, 2016

Lonely Bill Shorten Spends Final Hour Of Supermarket Tour Just Chatting To Self-Checkout Machine

After running out of conversation with humans, Bill Shorten finished up the second day of his three-week tour of supermarkets

January 5, 2016

Bill Shorten Begins Year By Personally Writing To Each Of His Supporters

Opposition Leader Bill Shorten sat down over a coffee this morning to hand-write a personalised note to the dozens of

November 24, 2015

Labor Rules Out Bringing GST In Line With Bill Shorten’s 15% Approval Rating

The Labor Party will not raise the GST to 15% if elected

November 19, 2015

Turnbull’s Popularity Just A 40-Country, Multi-Activity, Extended ‘Round-The-World Honeymoon, Labor Says

The Coalition’s bounce in the polls is nothing more than a honeymoon – one of those honeymoons you sometimes hear

October 15, 2015

Bill Shorten Invoiced Nation For Imaginary ‘Opposition Leader’ Work, Source Claims

Labor MP Bill Shorten has been accused of issuing dodgy invoices for work that was only partially, or in most