June 21, 2021

Australians relieved “Barnaby Spill” refers to leadership, not bodily fluids

"'Barnaby spill' headlines should come with a trigger warning"

June 21, 2021

Nation’s Dogs Frantically Rush To Get Papers In Order After Barnaby Joyce Announced Deputy Prime Minister

Dogs around the country have checked and re-checked their registration and vaccination details after notorious dog-hater Barnaby Joyce was announced

February 3, 2020

“I Just Want The Government Out Of My Life,” Joyce Says, Announcing Bid For Leadership Of Major Political Party

Barnaby Joyce says he is sick and tired of the Government being involved in his life and that he will

July 30, 2019

Cash-Strapped Barnaby Joyce Forced To Switch From ’98 Bordeaux To ‘06 Bordeaux

Saying he knows what it’s like to live on Struggle Street, backbencher Barnaby Joyce has explained how he has to

March 12, 2019

Barnaby Joyce Says Nationals Not Married To Liberal Party. “We Just Get Together To Fuck Australians Once In A While”

Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce says his party’s relationship with the Liberal Party is more of an MP-staffer style arrangement than

June 4, 2018

Barnaby Joyce Furious As Intrusive Journalists Come Right Into His Living Room!

Saying enough was enough, Barnaby Joyce has again called for journalists to respect his privacy, after he arrived home last

May 27, 2018

Barnaby Joyce To Charge For Answering Questions In Parliament

Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce won’t be providing an answer in Question Time for under 10k, it has emerged

February 22, 2018

“I Don’t Want Sympathy” Joyce Says In Interview Designed Solely To Generate Sympathy

In a lengthy interview set up by his media team in order to change public perceptions and show a more

May 25, 2016

COMMENT: Johnny Depp’s Claim About Barnaby Joyce And Tomatoes Is Unfair On Tomatoes

Comparing a harmless salad item to the Deputy Prime Minister – as actor Johnny Depp did last night – is both