December 9, 2021

United States tests positive for Barnaby Joyce

"The ‘Barnicron’ variant is believed to be more mutant than previous strains"

June 25, 2021

Barnaby Joyce Appointed To Status Of Women Taskforce. Says He Hopes Current Status Is “Single”

“I understand women’s affairs – or should I say, affairs with women – better than most”

June 21, 2021

Nation’s Dogs Frantically Rush To Get Papers In Order After Barnaby Joyce Announced Deputy Prime Minister

Dogs around the country have checked and re-checked their registration and vaccination details after notorious dog-hater Barnaby Joyce was announced

July 30, 2019

Cash-Strapped Barnaby Joyce Forced To Switch From ’98 Bordeaux To ‘06 Bordeaux

Saying he knows what it’s like to live on Struggle Street, backbencher Barnaby Joyce has explained how he has to

March 12, 2019

Barnaby Joyce Says Nationals Not Married To Liberal Party. “We Just Get Together To Fuck Australians Once In A While”

Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce says his party’s relationship with the Liberal Party is more of an MP-staffer style arrangement than

March 11, 2019

“I’m The Elected Deputy PM Of Australia”, Says Some Random Kiwi Nutter

Some bloke from New Zealand reckons he’s the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia

June 4, 2018

Barnaby Joyce Furious As Intrusive Journalists Come Right Into His Living Room!

Saying enough was enough, Barnaby Joyce has again called for journalists to respect his privacy, after he arrived home last

May 29, 2018

“It Was Vikki’s Idea For Me To Lose All Sense Of Responsibility”: Joyce

Barnaby Joyce has told journalists that it was actually his new partner – Vikki Campion – who had the idea

May 28, 2018

Barnaby Joyce, Vikki Campion To Use $150k Interview Money To Pay For Their Son’s Therapy When He’s Older

Barnaby Joyce and his new partner Vikki Campion have sold the story of their relationship to the Seven Network for

May 27, 2018

Barnaby Joyce To Charge For Answering Questions In Parliament

Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce won’t be providing an answer in Question Time for under 10k, it has emerged

March 6, 2018

“My Private Life Is None Of Your Business And Vikki And I Prefer The Missionary Position”: Joyce

A furious Barnaby Joyce has demanded media outlets respect his privacy, warning journalists he has no intention of telling them

March 4, 2018

Barnaby Joyce Has Never Conceived Anything, Colleagues Confirm

Fresh doubts have been cast over whether Barnaby Joyce has actually conceived anything at all during his 15 years in

February 22, 2018

“I Don’t Want Sympathy” Joyce Says In Interview Designed Solely To Generate Sympathy

In a lengthy interview set up by his media team in order to change public perceptions and show a more

February 19, 2018

Fucking The Electorate Still OK, PM Says

Malcolm Turnbull has clarified his controversial ‘sex ban’, saying screwing the general public was still well within ministerial guidelines

May 25, 2016

COMMENT: Johnny Depp’s Claim About Barnaby Joyce And Tomatoes Is Unfair On Tomatoes

Comparing a harmless salad item to the Deputy Prime Minister – as actor Johnny Depp did last night – is both