All posts tagged "barnaby joyce jokes"
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Cash-Strapped Barnaby Joyce Forced To Switch From ’98 Bordeaux To ‘06 Bordeaux
Saying he knows what it’s like to live on Struggle Street, backbencher Barnaby Joyce has explained how he has to make tough choices every day...
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Barnaby Joyce Says Nationals Not Married To Liberal Party. “We Just Get Together To Fuck Australians Once In A While”
Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce says his party’s relationship with the Liberal Party is more of an MP-staffer style arrangement than a proper marriage.
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“I’m The Elected Deputy PM Of Australia”, Says Some Random Kiwi Nutter
Some bloke from New Zealand reckons he’s the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia.
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Barnaby Joyce Furious As Intrusive Journalists Come Right Into His Living Room!
Saying enough was enough, Barnaby Joyce has again called for journalists to respect his privacy, after he arrived home last night to find a camera...
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“It Was Vikki’s Idea For Me To Lose All Sense Of Responsibility”: Joyce
Barnaby Joyce has told journalists that it was actually his new partner – Vikki Campion – who had the idea for him not to take...
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Barnaby Joyce, Vikki Campion To Use $150k Interview Money To Pay For Their Son’s Therapy When He’s Older
Barnaby Joyce and his new partner Vikki Campion have sold the story of their relationship to the Seven Network for $150,000, saying they would put...
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Barnaby Joyce To Charge For Answering Questions In Parliament
Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce won’t be providing an answer in Question Time for under 10k, it has emerged.
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“My Private Life Is None Of Your Business And Vikki And I Prefer The Missionary Position”: Joyce
A furious Barnaby Joyce has demanded media outlets respect his privacy, warning journalists he has no intention of telling them about the time he and...
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Barnaby Joyce Has Never Conceived Anything, Colleagues Confirm
Fresh doubts have been cast over whether Barnaby Joyce has actually conceived anything at all during his 15 years in Parliament.
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“I Don’t Want Sympathy” Joyce Says In Interview Designed Solely To Generate Sympathy
In a lengthy interview set up by his media team in order to change public perceptions and show a more human side to the story,...
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Fucking The Electorate Still OK, PM Says
Malcolm Turnbull has clarified his controversial ‘sex ban’, saying screwing the general public was still well within ministerial guidelines.
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COMMENT: Johnny Depp’s Claim About Barnaby Joyce And Tomatoes Is Unfair On Tomatoes
Comparing a harmless salad item to the Deputy Prime Minister – as actor Johnny Depp did last night – is both unwarranted and unfair.
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Nation’s Dogs Frantically Rush To Get Papers In Order After Barnaby Joyce Announced Deputy Prime Minister
Dogs around the country have checked and re-checked their registration and vaccination details after notorious dog-hater Barnaby Joyce was announced as the second most powerful...
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