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David Leyonhjelm Resigns To Take Up New Role As Sky News Presenter
New South Wales Senator David Leyonhjelm has stepped down from his role as a self-important, condescending bully in the senate,
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“It’s About Free Speech”, Fuckhead Senator Says
A man who has defended making sexist comments on the basis of free speech is a massive wanker, it has
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Bank Robs Man
Authorities are searching for a bank that is alleged to have been involved in a spate of robberies spanning several
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Kelly O’Dwyer Refuses To Tell Barista What Coffee She’ll Have This Morning
In an excruciating exchange at a Canberra café morning, Coalition minister Kelly O’Dwyer said she would not be drawn on
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Commonwealth Bank Opens New Cemetery Branch, To Be Closer To Its Customer Base
Saying it was part of its ‘customer-first strategy’ Commonwealth Bank has announced the opening of a new branch in Melbourne
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Royal Commission Struggling To Pay Bank Participation Fees
The Government has been slugged with bank fees totalling $1.8 million as part of the Royal Commission – a charge
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Greens Announce Two New Policies – “Legalising Marijuana And I Can’t Remember The Other One”
Greens leader Richard Di Natale says his party will push to legalise cannabis and implement another policy that he can’t
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Rohingyas To Reskill As White South African Farmers, In Last Desperate Attempt For Refugee Status
Hundreds of Rohingya men and women from Myanmar have begun to learn the skills required to become white South African
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How White Is The Great Barrier Reef? This New Alert System May Help
As fears grow for the future of Australia’s Great Barrier Reef, the Government has released a new alert system that
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Overwhelming Sense Of Self-Entitlement Now Included Standard With All SUVs
Large luxury SUVs will soon come standard with airbags, bluetooth and an over-exaggerated desire to do whatever the f*ck works
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Nelly Yao Secures Australian Open Berth
Sudanese-Australian soccer and AFL star Nelly Yao will take time out of his busy film acting career to play this
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Victorians Too Scared To Leave Home In Case They See Peter Dutton
Melburnians are avoiding restaurants and other public areas out of fear of bumping into Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton
Innovative New Shopping Service Allows Customers To Send Christmas Gifts Directly To Landfill
An online department store says it is ‘cutting out the middle man’ by allowing customers to send everything from toys
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Matt Canavan Escapes High Court Ban After Last-Minute Letter From His Mum
The High Court has decided to let Nationals senator Matt Canavan off this time, after he was able to produce
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Defiant Joyce Says He Will Continue To Be A Voice For Farmers, Right Across The North Island
Following the High Court’s decision declaring him ineligible to be a member of parliament, Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce says he