March 5, 2019

EDITORIAL: George Pell Should Be Assumed Innocent Until Proven Guilty By Andrew Bolt

EDITORIAL: There has been much written about the trial of Cardinal George Pell in recent days, a great deal of

February 9, 2019

Tim Wilson Confirms That Election Ballot Paper Will Now Contain Option To Donate To Liberal Party

Voters in the upcoming election will have the option to donate to the Liberal Party when they fill in their

February 6, 2019

Tim Wilson Agrees To Inquiry Into His Conduct, To Be Chaired By Tim Wilson

Liberal Party MP Tim Wilson has conceded that his running of the franking credits inquiry is conflicted, and has agreed

January 29, 2019

Fears For Group Who Went To Rainbow Serpent Festival Without Drugs

A group of Melbourne friends who were seen leaving for the Rainbow Serpent Festival on Friday were not under the

January 26, 2019

26th January Is Sacred, Says Man Who Will Take 28th January Off Work For Australia Day

Sydney man Brett Mason says 26th January is historically significant and the right and proper day to celebrate Australia Day,

January 25, 2019

Morrison To Make Matthew Flinders Captain Of Replica Endeavour Voyage 

Prime Minister Scott Morrison says Matthew Flinders is the perfect person to lead the Endeavour replica’s circumnavigation of Australia next

January 25, 2019

“This Is As Aussie As You Can Get”, Says Man Pointing To Star Constellation Visible From Half Of Planet

A man with a Southern Cross tattoo has told friends the emblem is uniquely Australian, proudly showing off the iconic

January 24, 2019

Most Australians Think 26th January Was Date Captain Cook Landed In Gallipoli, Survey Shows

A majority of Australians believe we should not change the date of Australia Day, because it commemorates the day Captain

January 20, 2019

Minister For Women And Jobs To Resign, Citing Pressure Of Being A Woman With A Job

The Government’s Minister For Women and Minister For Employment, Kelly O’Dwyer says being a woman with employment in the Liberal

January 9, 2019

Dole Recipients To Help Rid Queensland Of Annoying Pest. Still No Solution For Cane Toads.

Centrelink says dole recipients are open to the idea of helping rid Queensland of one of its most poisonous pests, as

January 8, 2019

Blair Cottrell Confirmed For ‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!’

Australians will get a chance to see the softer side of Nazi Blair Cottrell, when the 2019 series of ‘I’m

December 19, 2018

Santa Will Leave Lump Of Fair Dinkum Energy In Christmas Stocking If They Don’t Behave, Scott Morrison Warns Kids

Recalling the well-known Christmas story, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told the nation’s children to be good in the lead

December 13, 2018

Peter Dutton Loses UK Leadership Spill

Peter Dutton will not become Britain’s next Prime Minister after failing to realise how the country’s political system works. He

December 11, 2018

Hallmark Releases ‘Happy Holidays’ Cards, Just To Fuck With Cory Bernardi

Greeting card company Hallmark has released a range of festive cards that replace the word ‘Christmas’ with ‘Holiday’ just to

December 7, 2018

Doctor Explains To Sick Kid On Nauru That He Has A Malignant Government

A doctor at an immigration centre in Nauru has quietly told a young refugee on Nauru of the existence of